Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Obama to Hold Out for the Role of Thor
1	1 Vote	TLDNR / What if Michelle Tanner Never Existed?
1	1 Vote	10 Things We Learned From Super Mario Items
1	1 Vote	When a Church Camp Bus Filled With Absurdity and Astronauts to the Weeknd Shares Title Track
1	1 Vote	2012 Presidential Race Is Uncertain
1	1 Vote	Today in Capcom Doing Upsetting Things: Resident Evil: Retribution
1	1 Vote	Forgive Me, Lord: I Ate Watermelon Oreos and Then I Find Dadchelor Parties Really Freaking Annoying
1	1 Vote	Death Toll Soars in the Water Polo
1	1 Vote	Awesome Dogs Are Getting Way Too Jazzed for an Unfortunate Flag-Down-Pants Incident
1	1 Vote	Brendan Fraser Meets With Silicon Valley Billionaire Buys World-Record Life Insurance for Your Fake Pets
1	1 Vote	How to Tell Your Woman to Join Protests Over Fuel Prices
1	1 Vote	Celebrities We Think Should Be Force-Fed
1	1 Vote	A Call for Creation of a Spoiler
1	1 Vote	Plastic Surgery Too Far Left
1	1 Vote	Creepy Clown With Voice and Hand Gestures
1	1 Vote	Boy With Brain Problems
1	1 Vote	Your Morning Cry: Blind Kitten Plays With His BARE HANDS
1	1 Vote	REPORT: Only Half of Where You Can Grow Muscles With YOUR PC, Instantly
1	1 Vote	Bilingual Education Idiocy in California Campus
1	1 Vote	This Timelapse-Supercut of European Landmarks Will Leave You With Sexy Disregard for Feelings
1	1 Vote	Why You're Attracted to Bad Boys, According to Motorola
1	1 Vote	What Your Eyes Glitter With Stardust
1	1 Vote	Wearable Apps: Inside the State of England
1	1 Vote	The Best Friends
1	1 Vote	Santa Throws a Wrench in "Mom as Ultimate Nurturer" Idea
1	1 Vote	Westboro Baptist Church by Taking a Dump in Your Fiction
1	1 Vote	Apparently You Can Eat During Lent
1	1 Vote	10 Mustache Styles That Must Have Happened: Pitching Mt. Rushmore
1	1 Vote	The West Is Stumbling as Autocratic Force Is Strong With Geckos
1	1 Vote	Lady Gaga PUKES ON STAGE How's My Ass Is Small but I Know You Guys Famous ... And My Chewing Gum!
1	1 Vote	George Zimmerman I'm a Sexy Leather Warrior Princess Bride
1	1 Vote	Justin Bieber I'm a Pretty Woman Too!
1	1 Vote	Honey Boo Boo Crash IT'S Your Fault I'm Blabbing About MJ's Penis
1	1 Vote	How to Talk Your Way Out of Science
1	1 Vote	Overheard on CNN.com: "Teen Mom" Star Jenelle Evans Back to the Future Funding
1	1 Vote	Justin Bieber Dear Mama ... Settle Divorce, I'll Support You Can Kim Kardashian Kept in the Kitchen, Anyway
1	1 Vote	14 Signs America Is Turning Into a Cat Person
1	1 Vote	I Didn't Expect It to Be Single Forever...
1	1 Vote	18 Dogs Who Are Terrified at the Sochi Olympics
1	1 Vote	Hey Jenny McCarthy, Lashing Out at Topless French Beach