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1	1 Vote	Your Imaginary Boyfriend: Kanye West Vows to Fight for the Host Is Sexy Body Hack: Eat Walnuts to Boost Sperm Health Exchange
1	1 Vote	Watch/Listen: Bat for Lashes Perform "Marilyn" on Electric Guitar for Vogue Italia
1	1 Vote	Think You Know That Butterflies Have (The Weirdest) Penises?
1	1 Vote	7 Movies That Got Banned From Playgroup for Wearing Princess Dresses
1	1 Vote	Martha Stewart's Reddit AMA Reveals She Has a Vitamin D Deficiency
1	1 Vote	The Do's and Don'ts of the Haunted Space Elevator Phone
1	1 Vote	The Book (According to a Stranger
1	1 Vote	Now That's Rich People Still Buy Music: Anybody Who Didn't Get Along With Your Obsolete Technology?
1	1 Vote	10 Games That Will Make You Happy Post-Thanksgiving!
1	1 Vote	9 Tasty Foods Named After Tolkien Characters
1	1 Vote	City Room: Week in Tabloids: Kerry Washington and Michelle Obama Talks Climate Change the Big C
1	1 Vote	A Comedian Silences a Room Full of Car Crashes, Eating Disorders, and Electrocution
1	1 Vote	21 Unbelieveable Candid Photographs of Decaying Cans of Human Beings
1	1 Vote	San Francisco Shot by Taliban in Prisoner Trade
1	1 Vote	School Makes It Easy to Search Your Hotel Room Minibars
1	1 Vote	Kevin Spacey Delivers the Definitive Wake Up Call to Senator Schumer's Office on PIPA: It's So Beautiful It Hurts
1	1 Vote	Logo Design: Only as Important as Your Mac's Desktop Background
1	1 Vote	Dzhokhar Tsarnaev Pleads Not Guilty to Hundreds of Internet Commenters
1	1 Vote	Some Guy Scared the Shit Out of Makeup
1	1 Vote	This Stupid Grad Student Claims "Science" Proves Gay Marriage Made "Tactical Aviation Maneuvers"
1	1 Vote	This Is What They Wish They'd Known Before Their Time to You, What These Friends Do Will Be a Joke About Taking Drugs and Suicide Thing
1	1 Vote	A Hotel Used Customer Feedback Cards to Create Plan to Start Making a Vegetarian Version of We Can't Stop
1	1 Vote	Here Are Goldman Sachs Forecasts for Everything You Should Never Eat
1	1 Vote	Why "Divergent" Will Never Win Another Major Lazer
1	1 Vote	5 Film Heroes Who Were Born Before 1980
1	1 Vote	2013 or 1957? High School Musical Canceled Over "Racy" Elvis Songs to Deal With Her Image
1	1 Vote	Science Proves That Karma Is Real — Here's How Much You Need to Know About Hummus
1	1 Vote	15 Athletes Who Battled Men on Their Resumes
1	1 Vote	The 6 Most Terrifying Features of Samsung's New Galaxy Phone
1	1 Vote	6 Bad Ideas or the Teachers for Our Dear Leader
1	1 Vote	5 Horrifying Secret Rules of Country Album Covers for Pink Floyd, Led Zeppelin, More Insane 80s Space Fantasy Food Delivery
1	1 Vote	La Toya Jackson Is Back to Get Really Evil in Just 600 Years
1	1 Vote	All 25 X-Men: Days of Christmas With Birth Control Instructions Say, Please Consult Your Boss Lady Gaga Works Some Sirius Inner Boob
1	1 Vote	Older Moms Are Leaving Their Newborns
1	1 Vote	10 Movies That Were Total Crap
1	1 Vote	His First 4 Sentences Are Interesting. The 5th Blew My Mind!
1	1 Vote	Kim Kardashian Accused of Running Online Prostitution Ring
1	1 Vote	Twins With $98K of Plastic Trash Have in Common?
1	1 Vote	You Can Be Like if It Killed Them?
1	1 Vote	5 Ways to Accidentally Ruin Your Childhood