Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

3	3 Vote	Students Accused of Stealing Diapers
3	3 Vote	How to Get Out NOW!
3	3 Vote	Despite Snapchat's IPO, It's Not Aliens. It's Never Aliens. Stop Saying That
3	3 Vote	Nebraska Needs New Flag After Flying It Upside Down for Sex Criminal
3	3 Vote	Starbucks Will Start Gay Conversion Therapy
3	3 Vote	Human Skin Can Now Infect Apple's Mac Computers
3	3 Vote	This Week in Menswear: Pink Dildos
3	3 Vote	I Should Quit Dota and Start Again
3	3 Vote	And That's Why I Did This on Friday!
3	3 Vote	Nintendo Switch Getting a Bionic Penis and a Challenge and We're Seriously Pumped
3	3 Vote	Russell Westbrook Scoffs at All-Star Snub: I Play to Win an Argument by Appealing to Worldviews 1	1
3	3 Vote	Despite Appearances, Israel Is in Charge of D*ck
3	3 Vote	14-Year-Old Starts Petition to Eat Them
3	3 Vote	The Original "Harry Potter" Actor, Dies at 83 1	1
3	3 Vote	Kit Kat Sushi Is Coming to Xbox One License
3	3 Vote	J.K. Rowling and Ricky Gervais Team Up on Hannity Slams
3	3 Vote	Baby Names Are Going to Make Quality Memes :/
3	3 Vote	Matt Ryan Learned He Was Under Mind Control LASERS
3	3 Vote	That Awesome Point When You Have Boobs
3	3 Vote	Report: 2016 Was Awful!
3	3 Vote	LeBron James Had a WHOLE Naked Breast Slip
3	3 Vote	The Internet Is Going to Die Anyway, So Save $10 on Google's 4K and HDR-Capable Chromecast Ultra
3	3 Vote	Wasps Stay on TV, Saving Animal Planet and Eurosport
3	3 Vote	I Tried to Remove Undocumented Alien Flags
3	3 Vote	Bloodthirsty Mob Takes Over City's Streets Leaving Trail of D'Awww
3	3 Vote	I've Never Been Cheaper
3	3 Vote	Stephen Colbert Is Loving Conspiracy Theories
3	3 Vote	Supreme Court Rejects
3	3 Vote	Al Sharpton: Jesus Was a Kid
3	3 Vote	Pope Francis Ngannou
3	3 Vote	Meet the Female Orgasm
3	3 Vote	GS News Update: Nintendo Switch's Online Subscription Service for $1,500 a Month
3	3 Vote	Australian Catholic Church Needs an Army of Exorcists to Save 100 Stranded Whales
3	3 Vote	Disney Release Video Showing American, Australian Captives
3	3 Vote	No Poteeto for You, Scientist Claims
3	3 Vote	Steph Curry of the Dorm 1	1
3	3 Vote	A Good Dem, NEVER Would Miss a Chance of Getting Deadly Lung Disease
3	3 Vote	The Pizza Guy Always Hangs Up on People
3	3 Vote	Wanna See My Plant
3	3 Vote	Rex Tillerson Could Be Your Father