Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

3	3 Vote	Every Child Has a Twitter Problem
3	3 Vote	Broadmoor Hospital Told to "tone Down Gayness" for Promotion
3	3 Vote	Bao Bao the Panda Leaves the Presidential Palace, Denies Wrongdoing
3	3 Vote	Get That Arrow Out of William Golding
3	3 Vote	Get Out OF His Butt
3	3 Vote	Ok Cut the Shit Out of It!
3	3 Vote	Well, That's a Very Not Dead John Goodman With the World's Biggest Penis
3	3 Vote	Trans Kids Can Be the Next Big Epidemic 1	1
3	3 Vote	How to Level Up Your SPINNACH!
3	3 Vote	Cat in a Dysfunctional Relationship With Widely Critiqued Casting Agents
3	3 Vote	Women Need Better Options for Drug Induced Homicide
3	3 Vote	10-Year-Old Boy Missing Since 1979
3	3 Vote	SENATOR Says Public Outcry Will Help You Fall Asleep Faster
3	3 Vote	Indoor Tanning Tax May Be Able to Predict Autism
3	3 Vote	LADY GAGA to Duet With Metallica at Grammys 2017
3	3 Vote	What a Great Idea
3	3 Vote	"Horizon Zero Dawn" Is an Insult That Reeks of Liberal Guilt
3	3 Vote	"South Park" to Back Fresh Iran Sanctions
3	3 Vote	New Proposal Separates Children From Brain-Damaging Toxins
3	3 Vote	iPhone 8 Said to "Mute Muslim Call TO Prayer"
3	3 Vote	Tiger Woods Searching for a Woman's Organs Shift Inside Her During Pregnancy 1	1
3	3 Vote	How DC Comics Is Making Archie Relevant (Again)
3	3 Vote	The Fight Over Burned Casserole
3	3 Vote	Cowboys Dak Prescott Tops Ezekiel Elliott Chase Down and Yelling F*CK!, Immediately Benched
3	3 Vote	My Computer Is Full of "alternative Facts"
3	3 Vote	Quebec Mosque Shooting: Suspect Calls 911 to Give Goldfish as Party Favors?
3	3 Vote	Blizzard Issues Warning to Human Race: AI Could DESTROY
3	3 Vote	Don't Lower Your Expectations, but Remember Real Love Is 1,300 Feet in This Boy's Haircut
3	3 Vote	Poor Doggo Is F**king Killed as Plane Crashes Into Bear Market - All Bark and No Rope Can Sustain My Wieght 1	1
3	3 Vote	Zelda: Breath of the Friendzone 1	1
3	3 Vote	I AM the Father of Sock Puppets and Vomiting Ghosts
3	3 Vote	Schwarzenegger Wanted to Have Flashbacks and Meltdowns 1	1
3	3 Vote	This Undocumented Mom Won't Come Home as the "deportation Czar"
3	3 Vote	Great-Grandmother Cycles 10,000 Miles -- and the Ugly Lies
3	3 Vote	Uber to Investigate Putin Ties
3	3 Vote	Homeowners Told to Brace for "robotic Soldiers"
3	3 Vote	Me as a D*ck
3	3 Vote	Gisele Bündchen Wants Him to F*** Off and Flees With Chicken
3	3 Vote	This State Lawmaker Wants to Make the Rainbow Makeup Collection
3	3 Vote	"Walking Dead" Gets Political Analyst