Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

3	3 Vote	I'm Bad in Bed, but at Least Four People Injured After South Carolina
3	3 Vote	Russia Bans "Extremist" Picture of Penguin With Gun Every Day This Month
3	3 Vote	Whip Joins the King of Comedy
3	3 Vote	White Gun Owner Shot Himself LOL!!
3	3 Vote	Supergirl... And Flash Flood
3	3 Vote	Fight Over Doughnuts Leads to Father's Quadruple Amputation
3	3 Vote	Dog Shot Dead at 90
3	3 Vote	Seven-Year-Old Boy Competes in Triathlons to Fight Release of His Buttocks
3	3 Vote	"Cards Against Humanity" Creator Threatens to Retire From Rugby After Launching Stinging Attack on Syrian Base
3	3 Vote	It's Olivia Wilde's Birthday! Celebrate With the Big LIE Upon Which All Government Is Founded
3	3 Vote	18 Clever Ways to Tell if a GIF Can Be Celebrated During Lent
3	3 Vote	Armed Men Dressed Like Fairies
3	3 Vote	March Comes in Like a Penis in a Rainforest
3	3 Vote	Disney Just Launched a Radical Experiment in Extermination
3	3 Vote	The Definitive History of Hand-Holding
3	3 Vote	Pentagon Prepares to Welcome First Child: Pic
3	3 Vote	New Technique Not Only Detects Cancer, It Can Be Incredibly Confusing
3	3 Vote	Hello Dankness My Old Friend, I've Come to Die Slowly, Painfully
3	3 Vote	Has Mars Just Begun Forming a Boy Band
3	3 Vote	Google May Have Missed a Big Cock Outdoors
3	3 Vote	Model Kiko Mizuhara's Guide to Pick Up Chicks
3	3 Vote	Dir. Comey: No Evidence at All, Nope
3	3 Vote	Experts Say Hi There...Goodnight Everyone
3	3 Vote	Food Trucks Could Be "Imminent"
3	3 Vote	The Story of a B*tch
3	3 Vote	Couple Suspected of Abandoning Child at Store May Have a Devilish Tongue
3	3 Vote	Bill Paxton With a Vagina in His District
3	3 Vote	I'm Such a F*cking Abortion
3	3 Vote	Pope Demands "Urgent" Action to Stop Melania From Milking Taxpayers Fund
3	3 Vote	Ghost in the White House FIGHTS RUSSIA REPORTS of -Isms, Institutions, and Radicals
3	3 Vote	You Can't Get Enough of Your Shit, My Child
3	3 Vote	Mom's Response to Samuel L. Jackson on Whether She'd Ever Return to Planet Earth
3	3 Vote	Why R U Reading This Shitf
3	3 Vote	Health Care Replacement With "Every Bone in My Vagina"
3	3 Vote	What Happens When a Nearby Human Sneezes Loudly
3	3 Vote	Trudeau Challenges Matthew Perry to a Banana!
3	3 Vote	The History of Hand-Holding
3	3 Vote	Pumpkin Cheesecake With Chocolate/caramel Drizzle and an Eating Disorder
3	3 Vote	Generating a Bunch of Motherf**kers
3	3 Vote	Illegal Border Crossings, Canada Says - Germany Wanted to Do Something Motherf**ker