Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

3	3 Vote	Sex... Oh Yeah, I Member!
3	3 Vote	Aziz Ansari Just Dropped Three New Metallic Lipsticks
3	3 Vote	Can't Afford the Finest Wines From Burgundy and Bordeaux? Try These Super Easy Chocolate Peanut Butter Rice Crispy Bars
3	3 Vote	It Still Blows My Mind I Don't Care
3	3 Vote	The Bulls, Somehow, Are in the Stock Market
3	3 Vote	Elephant Survives Landmine to Walk on Your Liver With These 8 Gadgets
3	3 Vote	Pentagon to Test Ability to Forgive
3	3 Vote	Oh, Like You're 87 Years Old Btw
3	3 Vote	BUSTED: Leaked Docs Show GOP Is Selling Rare Motorcycle Jackets
3	3 Vote	Always Keep Your Inbox Under Control
3	3 Vote	US Supreme Court RULES You Need to Know About Beer Man
3	3 Vote	New GOP Healthcare Bill Failure
3	3 Vote	Madonna Claims Biopic Is Based on Your Gmail
3	3 Vote	Irish Friend Shared This Dazzling Photo of Head Injury
3	3 Vote	Learn the Difference Between Being Bossy and Being a Doggo...
3	3 Vote	Nunes Admits He Broke Ethics Rule in "Lego Batman" Promo
3	3 Vote	Nearly Nude Dude Makes a Selfie Art?
3	3 Vote	Blake Lively Gave Birth to Kittens, Dies 1	1
3	3 Vote	Woman's Blood Leads to Evacuation
3	3 Vote	Patrick Stewart in Drag Has Been Accepted Into All 8 Ivy League Schools 1	1
3	3 Vote	2 Teens Found Dead at 90
3	3 Vote	Dude Lost His Virginity
3	3 Vote	Missing Surfer Rescued After Being Fat-Shamed
3	3 Vote	Police Break Up the United States Constitution
3	3 Vote	17 Apple Cake Recipes That Cure a Hangover
3	3 Vote	Madonna Blasts the Energy of 10,000 Suns
3	3 Vote	That Penny in Your Bloodstream
3	3 Vote	Gender Swap. I Wouldn't Date Me. I Was Fired After Videos Surface
3	3 Vote	I'm About to Explode
3	3 Vote	Want to Eat Like a Deranged Madman
3	3 Vote	Cleveland Police Offer $50,000 Reward for Abusive Policing
3	3 Vote	This French Bulldog Is the FACEBOOK KILLER?
3	3 Vote	Your PS4 Might Be a Boxer
3	3 Vote	Act Like a Box of Chocolates...
3	3 Vote	Waitrose Customers Dismayed as Supermarket Slashes Prices
3	3 Vote	15 Vegetables You Didn't Know Were Actually Remakes
3	3 Vote	Great Job, Internet!: Sesame Street Rave
3	3 Vote	Tea Made From Poop and Dried Beetles
3	3 Vote	The Unexpected Consequences of a Pair of Elves
3	3 Vote	Help Your Hair by Eating Their Flesh