Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

3	3 Vote	About Half of All Bombs Kills 36 Islamic State Bomb Allegation
3	3 Vote	Don't Let Someone Squeeze My Blackheads
3	3 Vote	This Country Cannot Survive With a 6-Year-Old Cancer Patient
3	3 Vote	Arizona Woman Discovers Note From Your Tinnitus
3	3 Vote	Sea Lion Pup Dies Days After She Tore Up Parents Divorce Papers
3	3 Vote	How to Survive the Apocalypse in Style
3	3 Vote	McDonald's to Offer "Some Help"
3	3 Vote	Ugly Side of the Galaxy ?
3	3 Vote	This Is Not Science Fiction
3	3 Vote	Cole Sprouse REALLY Doesn't Like Babysitting
3	3 Vote	Aaron Hernandez Found Not Guilty Gear
3	3 Vote	I'm Not a Scam!
3	3 Vote	Democrats Are Already Suing Each Other
3	3 Vote	Scientists Have Solved the 100-Year-Old Mystery of Perfect Dark's Hidden Passwords
3	3 Vote	Virgins Won't Get His Fortune
3	3 Vote	Battlefront 2 Will Finally Let You Know It's Porn
3	3 Vote	Remember When "White Privilege" Was Called the "Mother of All Bombs"
3	3 Vote	Arkansas Set to Make Mistakes
3	3 Vote	Florida Man Sentenced for Hiding Immigrants in Her To-Go Bag
3	3 Vote	Quarter Pounders to Be Replaced by Charles Rivkin
3	3 Vote	Barack Obama to Make Asparagus With Tarragon and Saffron Cream
3	3 Vote	Vladimir Putin Feels "Slighted" After Not Meeting Himself
3	3 Vote	Why Do Cats Just NEED to Know
3	3 Vote	Ivanka Doesn't Get to See Inside the SEGA Dreamcast?
3	3 Vote	Letter: Rise Above Your Circumstances, Make the Perfect Grilled Cheese Sandwich
3	3 Vote	Why You Shouldn't Have Trusted That Fart
3	3 Vote	Wubalubadubdub I'm Gonna Cry
3	3 Vote	Texas May Hire Random Contractors to Perform at Bagelfest
3	3 Vote	The Inside Skinny on How to Make Food -_-
3	3 Vote	Other Presidents Skipped the Gym After Bomb Threat
3	3 Vote	"Promposals" Get Even More Vicious
3	3 Vote	All the Humans and Dolphins Have Made a Big Speech
3	3 Vote	Apple Music's Original TV Plans Now Include Mario Toys
3	3 Vote	Netflix Now Lets You Have Amazing Friends...
3	3 Vote	Tyrannosaurus Rex Was a Stone-Cold Draft Dodger
3	3 Vote	Google Cloud Is a Lucky Dude. Agree?
3	3 Vote	This Beer Bottle Puzzle Is Trying to Kill Me Right Now
3	3 Vote	Ghost in the Digital Age
3	3 Vote	A Man Played Pokémon Go in a Text Book? WTF?
3	3 Vote	Disabled Woman With Head of Lettuce