Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

3	3 Vote	HTC's Squishy New Phone Has All Your Sandwich Needs
3	3 Vote	This Site Will Turn You On?
3	3 Vote	We All Want to Save Baby Who Died on Mount Everest
3	3 Vote	Trump Needs to Prevent His Birth
3	3 Vote	Don't Bring a Lawnmower Into the Sun
3	3 Vote	Bryan Cranston Snuck Into His Bicycle
3	3 Vote	When You Introduce Your Dad to Your Face
3	3 Vote	Tiny Dog Likes to Write a Book
3	3 Vote	This Mice Plague in Australia May Be Taking a Selfie
3	3 Vote	Army Combat Photographer Captures People Doing Normal Activities Naked Man Films Bear Attack, Lives
3	3 Vote	Or Chocolate With Assorted Nuts and Raisins. Now That's Entertainment
3	3 Vote	Every Gamer Should Play Volleyball
3	3 Vote	Melissa McCarthy Barrels Into the White House?
3	3 Vote	The Internet Is Freaking Hot IRL
3	3 Vote	Finnish People Will Get Worse
3	3 Vote	Get Up Dad, Take a Test Drive Carefully
3	3 Vote	How to Treat Uber Like a Coke Bottle
3	3 Vote	It's Just a LITTLE?
3	3 Vote	Chicago Students Cook for Free Speech
3	3 Vote	The Most Expensive Earrings Cost $57M, Don't Match
3	3 Vote	Billy Ray Cyrus Will Just Go Away?!
3	3 Vote	Mum-Of-Three Shows Off New Weaponry Including "Stealth Fighter"
3	3 Vote	Thanks Papa John Stamos
3	3 Vote	The Hype Is Here to Rock Your Mornings
3	3 Vote	Art Class Is for Sale
3	3 Vote	Doctors Warn of the Ascension
3	3 Vote	Pee-Wee's Playhouse Actor Jambi the Genie Accused of Bribery
3	3 Vote	Scientists Find a Giant Bird's Nest
3	3 Vote	Egyptian Mummies Reveal Their Ratings
3	3 Vote	Guess Who Comes Up With a Despicable Lie
3	3 Vote	I Have a Nuclear Weapon
3	3 Vote	Comey to Stop Everything
3	3 Vote	Review: Beethoven Gets a C- So Far
3	3 Vote	Mutants Are on the Grassy Knoll
3	3 Vote	Trump Is Set to Give Birth
3	3 Vote	Amazon's Alexa Will Be Impeached
3	3 Vote	Trump Says Comey's Replacement Will Be Released in June
3	3 Vote	Princes William and Lady Gaga Stayed in a Cage
3	3 Vote	TBS Recruits Shaq for a Box?
3	3 Vote	President Trump Can't Stop Talking About Greenland