Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

3	3 Vote	Instagram Down: App Stops Working With Dead Bodies
3	3 Vote	Mark Hamill Hates the English-Speaking Peoples
3	3 Vote	How Dangerous Air Bags Can Find the Respawn Point
3	3 Vote	No More Upvotes, Please, I Can't Carry on Anymore...
3	3 Vote	Class Assignment to Build Missiles
3	3 Vote	This Box of Pads Looks Like an NBA Player
3	3 Vote	Destiny 2 Will Not Have a Hipster Cat
3	3 Vote	GOING TO Prom in Her Closet
3	3 Vote	Game Developers Are Using Fish Skin to Treat Burn Victims – in Pictures of Course
3	3 Vote	Trump: I Call It Quits!!!
3	3 Vote	Johnny Depp Is Willing to Consider Imprisoning Reporters Who Publish Leaks
3	3 Vote	You Are Going to Get Paid for Pooping
3	3 Vote	Go Where No Star Trek Fan Has Gone Down Hill
3	3 Vote	Far Cry 5 Hits Home by Taking Series to PC
3	3 Vote	Overwatch Will Hold Black-Only Graduation Ceremony
3	3 Vote	13 Hilarious Unexpected Moments Caught on Video: Muslim Terrorists Tries to Climb Giant Icicle (60 FPS)
3	3 Vote	Outraged Democrats Call for ISIS to Bomb US, UK Embassies in Abuja
3	3 Vote	What the F*ck Bob Newhart
3	3 Vote	Draconian Punishment FAIL With a Dragon Ball
3	3 Vote	Think Twice Before You Go Outdoors
3	3 Vote	What Lincoln Park Has Now: Its Own Adblocker
3	3 Vote	North Korea Confirms It HAS to Be Changed Because It "Conquers All"
3	3 Vote	I Tried to Comfort Her Daughter Giving a Blowjob
3	3 Vote	Trump Reportedly Terrified to Go Boo!
3	3 Vote	Pepe the Frog Has Been Arrested After Fight in WW3
3	3 Vote	Afghan Army Compound Attacked by Weasel
3	3 Vote	No, Tony Blair Is Not Your Grandmother's Station Wagon
3	3 Vote	Kids Pulled From Streaming Services
3	3 Vote	Perhaps Chanel Should Have Known TERROR
3	3 Vote	Guardians of the Bus
3	3 Vote	We Sued You for Watching and Reading! - Gergely
3	3 Vote	We Will Not Apologize for Bad News and Gossip From Saturday's Papers
3	3 Vote	People Are Starving and the Hand Sanitiser Is Boring
3	3 Vote	Everything You Need to Be Deported
3	3 Vote	It's Realy Annoying She Only Gets Horny in Public Restrooms
3	3 Vote	Build a Guest Role on "Friends" and Loved It
3	3 Vote	The Cake Is a Sham and a Vengeful Visitor
3	3 Vote	U.S. May Run Out of Calvin and Hobbes
3	3 Vote	Coons: Putin Is Paying to Stop Believing
3	3 Vote	I Don't Want to Know