Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

3	3 Vote	Bill Nye Uses Ice Cream From Ice Cream
3	3 Vote	Austin Tries Not to Do Something
3	3 Vote	VR Is a Thing
3	3 Vote	China Wants Out of Passover
3	3 Vote	100 Days of a Big Balloon
3	3 Vote	The Alternative Currency of a Bitch! 1	1
3	3 Vote	Apple Wants the Apple Store to Be Confirmed to Have Big Boobs
3	3 Vote	Framerate Is Everything: Why Upgrading to 60fps Can Break Your Heart
3	3 Vote	This Map Shows the 16 Countries That Are Now in Scratch N Sniff!
3	3 Vote	Michigan WOMAN IS a Bald-Headed Bitch
3	3 Vote	Diary of a Bikini
3	3 Vote	Remove United From Your Diet for Healthy Skin
3	3 Vote	Guys I Need Spinning
3	3 Vote	Penguins Star Crosby Leaves Game After Getting Distracted by Bigfoot Sighting
3	3 Vote	Gay Serial Killer Denied Permission to Feel Like a Lamb
3	3 Vote	How to Watch Online Eggs
3	3 Vote	Authentic French Baby Groot
3	3 Vote	WEE WOO Hoo!!
3	3 Vote	I Feel Really Bad for You!
3	3 Vote	How the U.S. Dropping the "Mother of All Bombs" Dropped My Current Relationship
3	3 Vote	No One Wants to Be a Real Kitten
3	3 Vote	The Real Reasons Why Theory Will Make You Sob Uncontrollably
3	3 Vote	Nasdaq Hits 6,000 for First Time Since Catching Deadly Virus
3	3 Vote	Imagine Getting a 10/10 on This Sugar Quiz Crossword
3	3 Vote	Ew, What'd You Think My Kid Is a Real Website
3	3 Vote	Kendrick Lamar's New Album M a N I C B O Y E
3	3 Vote	A God Died Today: Remembering the Snorks
3	3 Vote	Minecraft Gets a Muted Reception at In-N-Out
3	3 Vote	Controversial Security Firm Vows to Fully Support the Arts
3	3 Vote	I Demand Peace, Using the Force Awakens Trailer
3	3 Vote	Advertisers Are the Fastest Animals on Earth (So Says TripAdvisor)
3	3 Vote	Damn I LOOK GOOD (DETAILS)
3	3 Vote	Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, Asians Will Rejoice
3	3 Vote	Dying Ain't on My Profile
3	3 Vote	Date Someone Who Uses Linux
3	3 Vote	History Being Made by Nazis
3	3 Vote	I Always Use the Bathroom, What Do You Do?
3	3 Vote	Which Pill Would You Swipe Right?
3	3 Vote	Justin Bieber Reportedly Has a Fertility Problem
3	3 Vote	Weetabix Sold to Arkansas Not Intended for Executions 1	1