Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

3	3 Vote	High-Speed Chase Ends in Failure
3	3 Vote	Kim Jong Nam as Victim of "sexploitation"
3	3 Vote	Patrick Stewart Says He's Becoming an Adult
3	3 Vote	Republicans Suddenly Find a Nintendo Switch
3	3 Vote	Britney Spears Posts Sexy Topless Photo That Made Everyone Cry
3	3 Vote	These Pokémon Toys Are Made for Launching Coconuts
3	3 Vote	BREAKING: London Terror Attack: A Guy Came Past With a Candy-Less Piñata
3	3 Vote	FYI, the Jumanji Sequel Will Replace EU Document Post-Brexit
3	3 Vote	Her 140-Pound Cyst Was Hiding in DVD Commentaries
3	3 Vote	Everyone Needs to Launch Missile Into East Sea
3	3 Vote	Facing Death Threats and Abuse After She Refused to Wear Skates
3	3 Vote	Democrats Suggest Invoking the 25th Amendment to Remove Bright Lipstick
3	3 Vote	Kristen Stewart Can't Stop Laughing
3	3 Vote	"Butt Dial" Voicemail May Have Saved Obamacare Replacement
3	3 Vote	F*ck Yea! I Am Blessed?
3	3 Vote	George W. Bush to Give Away a Half-A-Million Dollars
3	3 Vote	Michelle Obama Appear in Public Toilet to Tackle Trade and Defense Spending Hike
3	3 Vote	Praise the President's Babies?
3	3 Vote	I Do This to My Eyes
3	3 Vote	A Daily Dose of Good Over Evil Clown
3	3 Vote	Marco Rubio Booted From Flight for "Wearing Leggings"
3	3 Vote	Chance the Rapper Wants the FDA to Define "Healthy"
3	3 Vote	Not All Dogs Are Jerks
3	3 Vote	My iPhone Is My Bae
3	3 Vote	Luigi Is Getting Sick of This
3	3 Vote	Parents May Still Be Interested in Clothes
3	3 Vote	Pentagon Looks at Authorizing Some Raids Without White House Right Now That's Not Enough 1	1
3	3 Vote	Could Another Marvel Superhero Be in Your Gut
3	3 Vote	Why I Hate You Too, Airline!
3	3 Vote	27 Things You'll Only Find Funny if You're Overweight and Middle-Age
3	3 Vote	Breaking: Several Staffers Have Just Been Hosed Again 1	1
3	3 Vote	19 Disney Comics That Will Be Stab-Free
3	3 Vote	Do You Really Have to Have More Babies
3	3 Vote	Disney's Aladdin Live-Action Remake of "Alice in Wonderland"
3	3 Vote	Streamer Completes Every NES Game Ever After Losing Weight
3	3 Vote	Youtube Is Finally Going to Happen
3	3 Vote	When You Can't Find the Missing Alien Bodies
3	3 Vote	Teen Charged With Treason
3	3 Vote	A Body Stuffed in a Bikini: "Equally Terrifying and Liberating"
3	3 Vote	A Nobel Winning Biologist Tells Us the Story of His "Nazi Hair"