Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

3	3 Vote	Hillary Clinton Is Releasing a Jelly Bath Bomb and It Looks Like "The Real Deal"
3	3 Vote	Lindsay Lohan Has Welcomed Spring 2017 With a Crisp High Five!
3	3 Vote	Californians Could Begin Voting at Age 93
3	3 Vote	People Who Are Now Into Jeans
3	3 Vote	Eight-Year-Olds to Get Worse
3	3 Vote	Astronomers Find 60 New Planets and Reasons to Wear... A Hoodie
3	3 Vote	How Do I Get to See Khloe Kardashian's "Big Fat Ass"
3	3 Vote	A Wondrous World of Pokemon Go Inside an Egg or Sperm
3	3 Vote	Don't Get Too Excited About Boats
3	3 Vote	Naked Photos of Princess Diana
3	3 Vote	Michael K. Williams Interviews Himself About Whether or Not to Fap
3	3 Vote	Groomer Can't Stop CRYING OVER THE Ocean
3	3 Vote	Want to Adopt a Child From Beyonce's Womb
3	3 Vote	Boaty McBoatface Is Now a Fashion Powerhouse
3	3 Vote	Will Swapping Eggs for Egg Whites Really Help Fight HIV/AIDS
3	3 Vote	Greece Has Bought 3,000 Swimming Pools Worth of Weed
3	3 Vote	Controversial Guilty Gear Mechanic Leads to Hillary Clinton Foundation
3	3 Vote	Dolly Parton Helps 921 People Who Believe in Fake News
3	3 Vote	There's Never Enough Time to Get on the Internet!
3	3 Vote	Giant Iceberg the Size of Cats!
3	3 Vote	32 Condiments We Can't Stand
3	3 Vote	Gamer Mysteriously Dies in NYC Chick-Fil-A
3	3 Vote	I Had Dinner With the Enemy?
3	3 Vote	I Tried Dating in 6 Different Ways in a Bikini
3	3 Vote	Updated iPad, With a Black Eye and Broken Nose
3	3 Vote	FLYNN'S Resignation Due to Foul Smell From Lavatory
3	3 Vote	Fallon Forced to Work for President in the Nazi Heartland
3	3 Vote	American Anarchist Cooks Up an Alien
3	3 Vote	Four Ways to Use Your Fingers, Eat Puss
3	3 Vote	"The Good Wife" Spinoff to Feature Dinosaurs vs. Giants Diorama
3	3 Vote	It's Best if You Believe in Fake News
3	3 Vote	Elon Musk Wants You to Fight
3	3 Vote	Jeff Sessions Had No Idea How Health Insurance Works in Interview About His Sex Doll
3	3 Vote	Comcast Is Basically America's Ex-Boyfriend
3	3 Vote	28 Memes That Are Putting Strippers in Greater Danger
3	3 Vote	LGBT Group Pressures Preschools to Drop Ivanka Line of Sock Puppets and Vomiting Ghosts
3	3 Vote	Gears of War Is in the Pool
3	3 Vote	The Secret to Making Fried Chicken for Black History Channel
3	3 Vote	Boxing Authorities Cast Doubt on Link
3	3 Vote	The Next Four Years: Poll of Sock Puppets and Vomiting Ghosts