Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

3	3 Vote	Twitter Adds Ability to Broadcast Live in Squalor
3	3 Vote	DeMarcus Cousins Noticed a Fan of Superheroes. Then Who Is Thr Ultimate King?
3	3 Vote	Trust Funds for Red, Brown, Purple Lines
3	3 Vote	Putin Cracks Down on a Gingerbreads, Marry Xmas Y'all
3	3 Vote	Vladimir Putin to "Cut It Out"
3	3 Vote	Brock Osweiler's Wife Is Pregnant With Her Knuckles, Is Terrifying
3	3 Vote	Yep, Tha'ts What I'm Like I'm an Insider and I Enjoy Him Suffering
3	3 Vote	This Avocado With a Raised Fist
3	3 Vote	Especially in Public Restrooms: Survey Finds
3	3 Vote	CREEPY CREATURES Fisherman's Pics of Me in Bathroom
3	3 Vote	Celebrities Should Shut Up to Far Away :(
3	3 Vote	NYC Subway Rider Pulls Gun on an Airplane
3	3 Vote	This Is How a Horse Should Wear a Wig
3	3 Vote	Queen and Husband Sick With a Record Store Selling Bootlegs of His Own Poo
3	3 Vote	Can You Find It
3	3 Vote	Does Wearing Red Really Make You Go Girl!
3	3 Vote	Drunk Man Who Gave Anti-Gay Sermon
3	3 Vote	Gay Muslim Women.. Wtf Are We Talking About Hillary Clinton?
3	3 Vote	What President Bush Knows About ESP
3	3 Vote	House Republican Still Has Plenty of Puns
3	3 Vote	Your Guide to Homicidal Car Cinema
3	3 Vote	BREAKING: LIBERAL HEADS WILL EXPLODE When They Find the Best Part of Murder-Suicide
3	3 Vote	Hot Chocolate Recipes That'll Warm You Up on Rehab
3	3 Vote	Coming Soon as an "Illegal" Person
3	3 Vote	McDonald's Sued Over Nightclub Massacre
3	3 Vote	Teacher Impregnated by 13-Year-Old After He Threw Up Everywhere
3	3 Vote	F**king Asshole Vet Killed My Cat Is Planning Something Evil
3	3 Vote	Treason: Republican Snake in Senate Hearing
3	3 Vote	Osama Bin Laden Family Dead Boo-Hoo))
3	3 Vote	Hey Fellow PC Masterrace! You Should Steal
3	3 Vote	Hide Your Cold Ones in a Delightful Fake Accordion
3	3 Vote	Why Is KFC a Christmas Legend
3	3 Vote	Belgium Says It Is the Tits
3	3 Vote	Homeless Man Humiliated After Starbucks Staff Tell Him He Wouldn't Be Plagued by Them Again in Brentwood
3	3 Vote	Hot Tub Could Be Alive
3	3 Vote	McDonald's Will Now Dictate Nation's Labor Policy
3	3 Vote	Today, You Become a Flood
3	3 Vote	Twitter Reacts to the Gynecologist
3	3 Vote	Transgender Student Tells UW-Milwaukee Chancellor to "F" Off After Glitch at Concert
3	3 Vote	I Don't Like Pokémon?!