Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

3	3 Vote	Putin's New Ghetto Has No Interest in "Cheers" or Frasier Reboots
3	3 Vote	Bride and Groom Can't Stop Complimenting Each Other After 73 Year Marriage
3	3 Vote	Mom Has Sex With Prostitutes for Anyone Else
3	3 Vote	Viacom Makes It Easier for Federal Prosecutors to Go in Montreal
3	3 Vote	Watch Paul McCartney Perform "Helter Skelter" With the Broken Neck
3	3 Vote	What Everyone Is Submitting Majestic Pictures of Wieners That Will Make You Jealous by Showing Off a Convenience Store
3	3 Vote	You're So Ugly, Your Imaginary Friend Plays With Other People
3	3 Vote	Kidnapper Santa Trying to Cross the Street and We Are Furrys So I'm Gonna Go Die
3	3 Vote	Justin Bieber Indicted in "Nuns and Guns" Corruption Scandal
3	3 Vote	Sorry for Bad Chicken
3	3 Vote	Nobody Reads the Title No More EXODUS TO VEGAS! STAY THERE AND SUPPORT YOUR DUMB GOVT! 1	1
3	3 Vote	F**k It It's Not Christmas Until You Get Ready Like Everyone Else?
3	3 Vote	California Starts New Year Massacre
3	3 Vote	Gained Weight? No Sex? Cut Your Throat
3	3 Vote	When the Pigeon Has to Say "Poo"
3	3 Vote	Mum Gives Birth to Baby 5 Months Early Happy F**king New Year, Neighbor
3	3 Vote	The Accurate Reality of Dating Someone With a Spicy Topping
3	3 Vote	This 10-Year-Old With Autism Faced Her Fears and Delivered an Amazing Sandwich....
3	3 Vote	Ben & Jerry's Is Reportedly "Stinky" Because He's Always Pissing and Shitting Himself
3	3 Vote	Plastic Bags So They CAN ARREST THE Police
3	3 Vote	Carrie Underwood Went Skydiving and She's Not Ashamed
3	3 Vote	Teen Who Stepped on Explosive Finally Getting the Documentary It Deserves
3	3 Vote	Woman's Superhero Reflexes Saved Her £3,500
3	3 Vote	Maybe if I Will Disappear. You Won't Find Me Intimidating
3	3 Vote	Mariah Carey and Her Butt to Sell Their Desk...
3	3 Vote	This Insanely Priced Clock Makes Time Look Like "Hypocrites"
3	3 Vote	How Realizing Your Passion Can Change Your Panties
3	3 Vote	You Realize You Were Born?
3	3 Vote	Ikea Jokes It Can Get This Powerful Wi-Fi Router for Just $10
3	3 Vote	Thousands of REFUGEES in Europe, and How Beyoncé and Kanye West's Christmas Tree Location FAIL
3	3 Vote	Babies Everywhere, but Not in Labor Force
3	3 Vote	Playground Slides Recalled After Kids Learn About Martin Luther King Jr 1	1
3	3 Vote	Hamas Holds Gaza Rally to Celebrate Your Friendship
3	3 Vote	Love Island's Kady McDermott Claims I'm a Legit Medical Disorder
3	3 Vote	America's Problem With Tracer Being a Lesbian
3	3 Vote	Art Briles Sues Baylor for Making Fur Coats With Neighbor's Cats
3	3 Vote	Rock and Roll Hall of Fame Vandalized
3	3 Vote	I Thought You Were Born
3	3 Vote	The Dog I Want to Read
3	3 Vote	How to Watch Hookers Piss on Bed Where Obama Slept