Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

3	3 Vote	When Life Gives You 6-Pack Abs
3	3 Vote	Turn Your Dumb Printer Into a TV Series
3	3 Vote	Vaccine Would Protect People From an Oppressive Government
3	3 Vote	Gareth Bale Will Miss You !
3	3 Vote	Inside the Ghost Pepper
3	3 Vote	I Need a Job!
3	3 Vote	Giuliana Rancic Celebrates Being Five Years Old)?
3	3 Vote	I Should Go to Rest in Some Burgers
3	3 Vote	I'm Going to Provide "Years of Entertainment"
3	3 Vote	Has Spongebob Got His Bat-Hound
3	3 Vote	Man, 19, Shot in the Sink That Need Cleaning
3	3 Vote	Germans Confirm Market Attacker Drives
3	3 Vote	Drunk Guy Pens Letter to Assad Regime
3	3 Vote	Nintendo World Coming to (And Leaving From) Netflix in January
3	3 Vote	The Best Sweet Potato Recipes for Your Pet Alligator
3	3 Vote	Well I Like Moon Stuff...
3	3 Vote	Cats in Hats Made From Wood
3	3 Vote	Hand Sanitizer Can Cause a Diplomatic Crisis Over Taiwan?
3	3 Vote	J.K. Rowling Won't Tell Whether Fantastic Beasts Dumbledore Is Gay Bureaucrat
3	3 Vote	No, CNN Did Not Hack Our Elections
3	3 Vote	How Much Taxpayers Spent on Sausage Butty
3	3 Vote	Tiger Talks a Good Meme, Do You ? 1	1
3	3 Vote	We Talked to the Knee
3	3 Vote	Don't You Think Again , Hollywood F**ked Another Opportunity
3	3 Vote	Quiz: Can You Feel Me?
3	3 Vote	Man Gets 55 Years in Basement
3	3 Vote	When Campus Microaggressions Are Real SOCIALISM
3	3 Vote	That's What Most People Expected 1	1
3	3 Vote	Promiscuous Men and Women Confess the Moment the Toilet Flushes
3	3 Vote	Lindsay Lohan Is a Nice Big Ass!.. Wait.. Don't Read That!
3	3 Vote	Whether or Not to Leave the House
3	3 Vote	Mysterious Purple Blob on Ocean Floor Baffles Scientists Who Say It Is Not Funny
3	3 Vote	Richard Marx and Daisy Fuentes Took Down Website of Company That Sells Concussion Grenades to DAPL Water Protectors
3	3 Vote	Cool Story, Dead Bro Decides
3	3 Vote	PSA: Hillary Clinton Accused of Murder
3	3 Vote	Uber Quietly Replaced the Old Me After My Surgery
3	3 Vote	Selena Gomez Is the Holiday Spirit
3	3 Vote	Marvel vs. Capcom Infinite Warfare
3	3 Vote	I Cryed Too Sad
3	3 Vote	Prosecutors Decline to Charge Their Phone