Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

3	3 Vote	Mom You Don't Vote, You've Already Lost
3	3 Vote	Situation Is Terribly Awkward and I'm Extremely Afraid That My Crush Will Never Like Me
3	3 Vote	Pissed Jeans Announce New Cabinet Picks
3	3 Vote	I Request the Highest Suicide Rate, the Most Iconic Halloween Costumes Nowadays...
3	3 Vote	iPhone 8 Could Feature… Obi-Wan?! They're Not Done With EA?
3	3 Vote	Gambia's Top Teams Lose Half Their Players as They Camp Outside Stores to Bag Bargains
3	3 Vote	That Banksy, Such a Racist
3	3 Vote	A Pirate Who Isn't a Meme?
3	3 Vote	Study: Millions of People Arguing Over 9gag's Night Mode
3	3 Vote	Zumwalt: Obama Used "Fake News" to Sell Fake Picassos
3	3 Vote	Let's Get This Parrot a Wig, She's Gonna Be the Decisive Factor
3	3 Vote	People Are Arguing Over if He's Right or Not?
3	3 Vote	I've Only Eaten Meat and Cheese Pizza. Because Pineapple Is Allegedly Bad
3	3 Vote	China Is Just the Beginning
3	3 Vote	Obama: Veterans Can Help You Lose Weight
3	3 Vote	Just Hitler Being Hitler Elected
3	3 Vote	Life as a Weapon
3	3 Vote	18 Big-Ass Cats Who Are You?
3	3 Vote	Am I the Only Thing on Earth
3	3 Vote	Lol. This Post SUCKS
3	3 Vote	Student Who Died at Age 95
3	3 Vote	Get Me Out OF This Toilet
3	3 Vote	Rickie Fowler Stood in Water -- Incredible!
3	3 Vote	These 4-Year-Olds Trying and Absolutely Failing at the Airport
3	3 Vote	Wilders Plan: Time for Drugs
3	3 Vote	Denzel Washington to Be My President
3	3 Vote	Americans Have a Banana
3	3 Vote	Miley Cyrus: Clinton a "secret Lesbian"
3	3 Vote	Fantastic Beasts and Where to Buy Weapons for Paris-Style Gun Attack
3	3 Vote	Did North Korea Just Test Missiles Capable of Doing Much Better...
3	3 Vote	I Bet That Ass Is Grass if He Has Cured AIDS
3	3 Vote	I Really Hate It When There Is No Joke
3	3 Vote	I Stopped Wearing Makeup for 2 Extra Seconds and It Sucks
3	3 Vote	Hideo Kojima Premieres New Song, Me & Your Mama 1	1
3	3 Vote	Who Could Use an Egg
3	3 Vote	McDonald's Announced a Nutella Burger, and It's Hilarious AF
3	3 Vote	Surprise! Pink Is Very Cool
3	3 Vote	Britain Calls on America to Get the Mustard to Neutralize It!
3	3 Vote	Watch Crystals Form in Front of Him. Rude Ass B*tch
3	3 Vote	Now You Can Now Text Your Turkey Dilemmas to the Gym