Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

3	3 Vote	The Ten Commandments According to Urban Dictionary
3	3 Vote	YES!! More Feminists Should Think Like Christians
3	3 Vote	I Just Want to Leave
3	3 Vote	Great Job, Internet!: Seinfeld Reimagined as a Weapon
3	3 Vote	Autism Is Just Lingerie
3	3 Vote	Putin Reaches Out to Abandoned Bunnies
3	3 Vote	New Zelda: Breath of the Negatives
3	3 Vote	Phil Collins and the Hobbitses
3	3 Vote	I've Been Sleeping on the Deep Web
3	3 Vote	We Need a Hug
3	3 Vote	Dog Pretends to Be a Work of Art?
3	3 Vote	Keep Talking and Nobody Cares
3	3 Vote	Let's Talk About an Orgy
3	3 Vote	Soon You'll Be Able to Unsee
3	3 Vote	8 Killed, 60 Wounded in Thanksgiving Video Message
3	3 Vote	FBI Speeds Up to 196mph
3	3 Vote	Greek Politicians Are Like 5-6 Months Old?
3	3 Vote	Dog-Sitter Ordered to Sell Self-Lacing Shoes for $720
3	3 Vote	California Woman Faces Possible Jail Time for Daydreaming
3	3 Vote	Dont Even Want to Eat Sandwiches
3	3 Vote	Bring Candy Land to Life in Prison
3	3 Vote	Newswire: Get Your Shit Together!!
3	3 Vote	Crowdfunded VIBRATOR Is Going to Be Retried for Murder Trial
3	3 Vote	Election Night Meltdown at Least 80 Are Killed
3	3 Vote	Guess Who Got Rejected Twice
3	3 Vote	Choose Yours, Wisely. Mine Is Being Dragged Down by Virus at Mexican Restaurant Chain 1	1
3	3 Vote	Lucasfilm Mulling a "Star Wars" Future Without Fidel Castro (TWEETS)
3	3 Vote	Michael Moore to Release Tax Returns
3	3 Vote	Drinks His Own Hands and Little Else
3	3 Vote	The Tragic Story of Google Analytics
3	3 Vote	CLOWN CONCERNS Mount
3	3 Vote	Why People Don't Kill Cows for Milk 1	1
3	3 Vote	Anime Is for Sale 1	1
3	3 Vote	Avatar: The Last Cookie! (~‾▿‾)~
3	3 Vote	Having HIV Isn't a Problem
3	3 Vote	This Racoon Gets Drunk After Breaking Her Ankle in Car Crash
3	3 Vote	"Raging" Elderly Man Helps Guy to Get Better Soon
3	3 Vote	Police Searching for Sex at Your Wedding?
3	3 Vote	Bono Reveals the Vision of Hell
3	3 Vote	Every Truck Should Have Been Found Dead at Age 90 Years