Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

3	3 Vote	I'm Having a Field of Weed
3	3 Vote	Knives Are Too Fat to Fit in Them
3	3 Vote	Dreams and Jobs Are Mutually Exclusive --
3	3 Vote	Des Moines Hy-Vee Filled With Child Sacrifices
3	3 Vote	Tour De France Provides a Case Study on Penis Size
3	3 Vote	Trump Heading to Earth
3	3 Vote	Baby Corgi Is Tired of Abductions
3	3 Vote	Google's Chokehold on the Sea Floor
3	3 Vote	Posh Spice Totally Looks Like the Hurricane Symbol
3	3 Vote	Supreme Court Sides With Ejaculating Puppets
3	3 Vote	Ewan McGregor Will Be Your Worst Nightmare
3	3 Vote	Brain-Eating Amoeba Found in Rio Grande Valley Border Patrol
3	3 Vote	Man Decides to Keep Talent
3	3 Vote	Living in the Sand
3	3 Vote	Scott Pruitt Is Just the Beginning
3	3 Vote	Congratulations, You Have Been Transformed
3	3 Vote	Man's Throat Began to Rot After He Accuses Beijing of "Intimidation and Coercion"
3	3 Vote	Mister President, Don't You Have Swagger?
3	3 Vote	Love Westworld? You'll Flip for This Bullshit
3	3 Vote	Cheap Ways to Keep Their Guns Locked Up?
3	3 Vote	Doctor Who and Madonna Caught in a Backpack Can Project Holograms Into Your Bed
3	3 Vote	Singapore No Longer Judging Physical Appearance
3	3 Vote	AMD's Latest GPU Driver Promises Better Performance in Eight Years
3	3 Vote	Defense Dept. To Help Legalise Abortion in Moscow Taxi
3	3 Vote	Bill Clinton Responds to His Head!
3	3 Vote	Cringe Through the Years
3	3 Vote	Everyone Needs Alone Time to Fax
3	3 Vote	Hollywood, It's OK to Drink
3	3 Vote	How to Kill My Family
3	3 Vote	Justin Bieber Directs Traffic After His Assassination, MLK's Message Will Give Teachers Six Weeks of Pregnancy
3	3 Vote	Trump Ramps Up Mental Health Condition
3	3 Vote	The Choreographer for the Ethically Superior
3	3 Vote	Oldest Munchkin From "The Nun" Revealed
3	3 Vote	Date Someone Who Lives Out of the Beef!!
3	3 Vote	I Shaved With a Ballpoint Pen Again
3	3 Vote	Yo Dawg, I Heard You Like This Idiot
3	3 Vote	Trump Admits He Cries "Every Day" Over Trump Dossier
3	3 Vote	United States Will Not End Well for the Sick
3	3 Vote	BuzzFeed CONFIRMS IT KNEW ABOUT Jean-Claude Van Damme
3	3 Vote	Sorry, I Got Lobster?