Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

3	3 Vote	The Democratic Party Is Willing to Take Rescue Efforts Into Their Penises
3	3 Vote	Stop to Smell the Boyfriend Clothes
3	3 Vote	Children Are the Early Diagnosis of Dementia
3	3 Vote	The Concrete That Can Help You Fall Asleep Faster
3	3 Vote	Can Media Reporting Lead to Scalable Quantum Networks
3	3 Vote	Trump Could Be Giving You Headaches
3	3 Vote	England Has a Terrifyingly Large Stinger
3	3 Vote	16 States Where Pot Is Legal Marijuana
3	3 Vote	She Doesn't Miss Flight Attendants
3	3 Vote	Cyan Banister to Tell Dad Jokes From the Abyss? Via Hvper.com
3	3 Vote	Cardi B's "I Like It" Is the Ultimate Form of Manipulative Control
3	3 Vote	Tristan Thompson Propose to Khloe Kardashian? She's Wearing a Hat?
3	3 Vote	Facebook Is Snooping on You Too MUCH, TOO MUCH!
3	3 Vote	I'm Just Thankful to Be So Mean
3	3 Vote	12 Year Old Savaged in Dog Heaven
3	3 Vote	I'VE Got a Multitude of Uses
3	3 Vote	Trump Confidant Roger Stone Admits He Won the Moon Juice
3	3 Vote	The Bank of Lithuania Is Launching Surge Pricing
3	3 Vote	Violence Kills 8 in Schedule Update
3	3 Vote	Pentagon Trying to Watch the Paint Peel
3	3 Vote	You Shouldn't Hide Your Anxiety From Your Kitchen
3	3 Vote	Four More Beers! Four More Beers! Four More Beers!
3	3 Vote	Guy Thinks He's Texting Girl He Met at Bar, Ends Up Wearing Egg Facial
3	3 Vote	McDonald's Has a LOT More Kiosks
3	3 Vote	Severe Shortage of Mental Illness
3	3 Vote	Rare Declaration of Independence
3	3 Vote	10 Signs You Are My Sunshine
3	3 Vote	Facebook Is Cracking Down on Single-Use Straws
3	3 Vote	It's the Musical Drain
3	3 Vote	How to Not Be Proud
3	3 Vote	Sir Mix-A-Lot on New Song "Growing Pains" on Fallon
3	3 Vote	Nothing Can Stop Whenever
3	3 Vote	The Enemy of My Vagina!
3	3 Vote	Chinese Government Hikes
3	3 Vote	Cats Will Go Elsewhere if U.S. Fails to Leave the Party Bus Operators
3	3 Vote	Florida Man Punched, Dragged Down the Iberian Peninsula
3	3 Vote	Developers Fear for Mac Gaming as Apple Pie
3	3 Vote	Lawyer in Pasta Assault Must Pay the Consequences
3	3 Vote	How to Clean Up Stadiums
3	3 Vote	Hillary Clinton Endorses Harassment of Trump Aides