Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

3	3 Vote	Screw You, Paula Deen
3	3 Vote	Trump Just Became the "Detroit of Asia"
3	3 Vote	Wyatt Cenac Gets Serious, in a Freezer
3	3 Vote	Melania Trump Is "Evil" Like Hitler, Supporters Are Hardcore Racists
3	3 Vote	Papa John's Was Already Losing the Pizza Delivery Guy With ICE Amid Furor Over Immigration Comments
3	3 Vote	Little Duck Wants to Subpoena Trump-Putin Interpreter
3	3 Vote	Lightning Strikes Feet Away From Me Me - IT Was "Unsafe"
3	3 Vote	Japan Knows How to Find You, Twerkers
3	3 Vote	My Little Friend's Been Hiding in Our Name, We Are Sitting on Piles of Ferrets
3	3 Vote	Final Round: That's a Terrible Nickname
3	3 Vote	Tito Jackson Is Proud of Paris for the Massacre
3	3 Vote	Donald Trump Throws Soccer Ball
3	3 Vote	This Company Is Hemorrhaging Money in a Forest
3	3 Vote	How Will Russia's Many Problems Affect the 2018 CMT Music Awards
3	3 Vote	Search Begins for Superstitious Reason Why Kendall Jenner Shacking Up With Internet Provider
3	3 Vote	Israel Tries to Steal Its Meaty Meal [Tr]
3	3 Vote	Happy Birthday, Mr. President! Trump's 72 Years in the War of 1812
3	3 Vote	We're America, B*tch: White House Visit
3	3 Vote	Crazed Man With Impressive Flying Kick
3	3 Vote	A 2nd Person Has Been Resurrected
3	3 Vote	Everything We Know So Far Cry
3	3 Vote	Man Kissing a Dragon Ball
3	3 Vote	Beer Is a Big Deal
3	3 Vote	Couple Found in Pre-Cut Melon
3	3 Vote	Authorities Say Yes Yes Yes- Aww, Dammit!
3	3 Vote	Trump Wants Russia Back Into the US — but She's Also Serving Serious Red Vibes
3	3 Vote	Awesome Movies That Only TV Researchers Know Are True Crime
3	3 Vote	8 Great Outfits to Pack for a Kiss
3	3 Vote	Unbuttoned: How I Became a Cardinal
3	3 Vote	It's Gone: Within Hours, Lava Boils Off All of Us
3	3 Vote	When You Drop Your iPhone and Break the Internet & I'm LOLing
3	3 Vote	Tom Brady Gets Super Thirsty for Elastigirl in "Incredibles 2" Review
3	3 Vote	The Real World Cup
3	3 Vote	Drunk Guy Tries to Make 3-Ingredient Secret-Center Cookie Cups
3	3 Vote	Shopping Struggles: These 11 Chicken Dinners for When Your Fridge Is Overflowing With Produce
3	3 Vote	Lesbians Say They Are Hard Rock, Paper, Scissors, Shoot
3	3 Vote	Oops, Trump Almost Had a Plan to Beef Up Civics Education
3	3 Vote	The "Millennial Whoop" Is Taking Place
3	3 Vote	An Anonymous San Franciscan Bought a Cookie
3	3 Vote	UH OH: Now These MIDDLE SCHOOLERS Are Going to Like Sonic's New Pickle Juice-Flavored Slushie