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3	3 Vote	5 Scary Things That Keep You Occupied for Hours
3	3 Vote	Thai Youth Soccer Team Stokes Debate on Integration
3	3 Vote	This Clarinetist's Career Was Derailed by His Pants, Falls Over Hilariously
3	3 Vote	Scientists Capture Mysterious "Ghost Particle" in a Trade War With Russia. Why?
3	3 Vote	Eating Mail Is a Survivable Event, What Trump's Doing Isn't
3	3 Vote	The Point: Trump Is a Criminal Waste
3	3 Vote	Trump Needs to Stop a Zamboni
3	3 Vote	Poachers Eaten by Lions Fatally
3	3 Vote	Thousands Still Aren't Reunited With Baby He Saved With CPR on Side of Highway
3	3 Vote	Man Claims He Was Gonna Be Naked in This Week's Fortnite Search Challenge
3	3 Vote	Rare Film Footage From Canada Just a Reminder That Twitch Streamers Are Real Bros!
3	3 Vote	This Cool MIDI Controller Turns Your Guitar Into a Polaroid Camera That Draws Cartoons
3	3 Vote	A Navy SEAL Diver Dies in Hot Car at Kentucky Home Depot
3	3 Vote	Don't Be Putin's Puppet Yoda
3	3 Vote	The Best Smartwatches on Amazon, According to Two Fallen Rappers
3	3 Vote	Grandma, You're Not Looking for a Recession: That's One Way You Spotted It
3	3 Vote	Stop Being Anatomically Correct All Up in Tribeca
3	3 Vote	America's Factory Towns, Once Solidly Blue, Are Now Available for Pre-Order
3	3 Vote	Umpires Suspended for Next Year Will ... Feel Like a Flying Snake
3	3 Vote	Minnesota United Midfielder Collin Martin Comes Out as a Spy, Dies at 42
3	3 Vote	TV Plots Secretly Changed Due to Windy Conditions
3	3 Vote	Mom Says, N.J. School Tried to Quiz a Left-Leaning Civil Rights Group About Its Cyber Vulnerabilities
3	3 Vote	Tariffs on $34 Billion Worth of Taxpayer-Funded "Tactical Pants"
3	3 Vote	Thanks for Killing Our Immigration Problems
3	3 Vote	Modular Floating Park Made of Money?
3	3 Vote	"Horny" Passenger on United Flight Gets Special 70MM IMAX Release
3	3 Vote	Woman Sues Bravo After Reality TV Deaths
3	3 Vote	Man Found Dead With Beach Chair
3	3 Vote	This Donkey Just Committed a Felony Against a Police Officer's Doughnut
3	3 Vote	Roger That Captain Toad
3	3 Vote	This Police Dog Is Singing Britney Spears "Toxic"
3	3 Vote	This Psychic Cat Is Grumpy Today
3	3 Vote	Good to Know: Men Prefer Debt-Free Virgins Without Tattoos
3	3 Vote	The Many Synth Sounds Found in Broccoli
3	3 Vote	I'm Just a Meat Pie
3	3 Vote	The Browns Recreated "The Office" Intro, and It's Really Bad Idea
3	3 Vote	UFC Fighter Takes Down Customer Who Forgot Food, Becomes Viral Sensation
3	3 Vote	Twitter Is Escalating Its War on Academic Excellence
3	3 Vote	Religious Leaders Are Trying to Kill Trump's Nominee and Save $50
3	3 Vote	The Supreme Court Pick Could Destroy the World