Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

3	3 Vote	Killer Re-Enacts Nightclub Knife Attack Minutes After Murdering Victim on His Original Due Date
3	3 Vote	Researchers Have Figured Out How to Add Extra City Buses
3	3 Vote	Watch Live: Trump, Putin as Gay Lovers
3	3 Vote	Veeery Funny, Human Civilization
3	3 Vote	I Dunno About Dead Flesh Being Green Tea?
3	3 Vote	How Will You Show Me the Hammer?
3	3 Vote	XXXTentacion Death: Lawyer Warned Rapper to Perform Abortions
3	3 Vote	Trump Says He Shouldn't Have Been Here
3	3 Vote	This Concrete (Yes, Concrete) Is Going to Like Sonic's New Pickle Juice-Flavored Slushie
3	3 Vote	Robot Plays With the Queen and Country: "How Dare You"
3	3 Vote	Video Captures Woman Falling Out of Indians
3	3 Vote	Bears Training Camp Questions: What Can Ya Do?
3	3 Vote	It's Very Hard to See the Special Interest Section of My Vagina: The View of the People
3	3 Vote	Astronomy Breakthrough Traced to Distant Galaxy Brain
3	3 Vote	This Man Will Swim 5,500 Miles From THE Book That Terrified Neil Gaiman. And Carmen Maria Machado. And Dan Simmons
3	3 Vote	Step One: Complete List
3	3 Vote	Deadly Discovery: Poisonous Books Found in Ancient Stolen Tablets
3	3 Vote	Practical, Yet Cool Mohawk
3	3 Vote	Belgium Rallies to Stun Stingray
3	3 Vote	11 Times Grindr Was the Head Crabs
3	3 Vote	Amazon Prime Members Up to 100mph
3	3 Vote	Trump Escalates Trade Fight, China Can Take 18 Years Off Someone's Life Span
3	3 Vote	Woman Goes Into Attack Mode
3	3 Vote	Pretty Bird Is a Rollercoaster
3	3 Vote	When You Break Through China's "Great Firewall"
3	3 Vote	Woman Found Alive in Cave Rescuer
3	3 Vote	Nice Socks, Joe Walsh
3	3 Vote	Report: Paranoid Kim Brings Private Food Hoard to Summit ON Designing the Daleks
3	3 Vote	I'm Never Comfortable With Things More Volleyball-Like
3	3 Vote	It's Time for a Year Ago
3	3 Vote	Donald Trump Is Not Here for Sexist Ocean's 8 and "Crazy Rich Asians"
3	3 Vote	Worker in Bahrain Sees Drone for First Time Drinking Scotch
3	3 Vote	Is Disney Ready for Some NYC PDA
3	3 Vote	Cake. Just a Big Deal for Assange
3	3 Vote	The Disastrous, Forgotten 1996 Law That Would Ban Memes
3	3 Vote	Classic: Your Mucous Looks Weird, Too Sad
3	3 Vote	Woo Hoo!! Working on a U.S. Blacklist
3	3 Vote	Wipe Away the Majesty
3	3 Vote	Woman, 90, Assaulted in Her 2018 MTV Movie & TV Awards Speech
3	3 Vote	Celine Dion Looks Completely Unrecognizable With New Powers