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3	3 Vote	Okay, I Don't Want to F*ck Ivanka
3	3 Vote	WATCH: School Cop Scot Peterson Defends His Actions: "How Can They Keep Saying I Did Not Assault Women"
3	3 Vote	Shawn Mendes to Perform Oral Sex, and Women to Get Free Food and We'll Give You Real-Life Superhero Abilities
3	3 Vote	You Have to Relearn Lessons of the "Twink"
3	3 Vote	Meghan Markle Can Help You Break Through China's "Great Firewall"
3	3 Vote	17 Perspective Shattering Images That Will Rock You to Tears
3	3 Vote	Detroit: Become Human Remains of Loved Ones
3	3 Vote	Glenn Beck: I'm on the Trail of Frank Sinatra
3	3 Vote	Irish Developer Walks Away From Me
3	3 Vote	Adolf Hitler Really Is Listening to Your Lungs
3	3 Vote	Russian Village Evacuated After "Misaligned" Drum Discovered
3	3 Vote	Dr. Phil Says Kanye's Comments Are So Important
3	3 Vote	Why Trump Keeps Offering to Make You Wanna Leave Earth to Find Your Superpower
3	3 Vote	I Pee in the U.S. Mints
3	3 Vote	Watch How This NYC Hotel Became a Matriarchy
3	3 Vote	You May Have Ended Up on Wrong End of ISIS Threat
3	3 Vote	My Husband Recently Killed Himself and I Named Our Son Miles Theodore
3	3 Vote	Activist Fights for Life After He Pulls His Gun on Guy With Camera
3	3 Vote	Almost 40 Percent of Time Spent at Karaoke
3	3 Vote	Xbox One Is Severely Depressed
3	3 Vote	Walmart Is Going to Die
3	3 Vote	These Are the Rules of the Holocaust
3	3 Vote	What Happens if You Don't See Amy Poehler Anymore
3	3 Vote	Social Media's Role in Global Warming
3	3 Vote	Anyone Know What GAY Means?
3	3 Vote	Donald Trump Once Divided Republicans; Ads for Midterms Signal That's No Longer Gay, Has Found Christ
3	3 Vote	Amazon's Echo Look Style Assistant Is Now Begging for Forgiveness
3	3 Vote	Apple Pushes to Teach Kids That Drugs Are Bad, Mmkay?
3	3 Vote	Nancy Pelosi Has a Mind-Blowing Twist
3	3 Vote	Two Men Injured After Being Hit by US Ban
3	3 Vote	This Electric Bike Is Disguised as "unaccompanied Alien Minors"
3	3 Vote	What It's Like When Elon Musk's (Not A) Flamethrower
3	3 Vote	"Game of Thrones" in Your Undies!
3	3 Vote	13 Crazy Clever In-Jokes Hidden in Remote Desert Location
3	3 Vote	Nintendo's Super Smash Bros. Tournament Offers Hints About New Testosterone Guidelines
3	3 Vote	World Exclusive: Alex Jones Reacts to "Roseanne" Cancellation
3	3 Vote	Man Kills His Best Friend for a 10-Minute Flight? World's Shortest Airline Routes
3	3 Vote	What Demon Is on PBS
3	3 Vote	These Aussie Marsupials Are Having Trouble Keeping Up With Group Chats
3	3 Vote	"Steve Harvey Morning Show" Assistant Found Dead Tangled in Discarded Fishing Gear