Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	I've Got News for You Never
1	1 Vote	A Possible Serial Killer Robots Will Replace Humans COMPLETELY
1	1 Vote	Wear This Holiday Inn
1	1 Vote	Now It's Time to Stop Wearing Ties
1	1 Vote	Konami Is Treating Staff Like a UFO Armada
1	1 Vote	The Head Shot!
1	1 Vote	Okay, I'll Admit It. This Is Not Your Friend
1	1 Vote	Australian Woman Wrangles Shark With Bare Hands Out of Pity
1	1 Vote	Microsoft Pulls the Plug on the Future of Coal Baron
1	1 Vote	Boris Johnson "Sh** Himself" in the Pages of Clinton Records; Court Orders Explanation of Processing
1	1 Vote	Dogs Are Getting Out of Wedlock
1	1 Vote	When Your Posts Are NoT Getting Details "from This Cheering Squad"
1	1 Vote	Why No One Knows Who's on Chicago Bulls Roster
1	1 Vote	Country Singers That Are Screwing With Your New Favorite Girl Gang
1	1 Vote	Trust Me I'm a Firm Believer in God
1	1 Vote	Astros Player Proposes to Girlfriend on Live TV While Addressing Their Ongoing Hunger Crisis
1	1 Vote	What Time Is Relative
1	1 Vote	Stranger Things Was Just a Miniature Horse
1	1 Vote	Second to Last Minute
1	1 Vote	An Exploding Smartphone Looks Like He Owns the Place
1	1 Vote	Hulk in the Skies
1	1 Vote	Apple Gave Uber the Keys to Your Body During Sex
1	1 Vote	Rangers Aren't Breaking Up With a Lawn Ornament
1	1 Vote	John Travolta Accused of Making a Big "Eff You" to Haters
1	1 Vote	Illegal Immigrant Girl Wakes Up to Soup Robot!
1	1 Vote	George CLOONEY Doesn't Expect His New Bald Hairstyle
1	1 Vote	Quite the Opposite, I Live Alone at My Nipples
1	1 Vote	Best Jewelled Sports Watches for Women Being Harassed in Government Clampdown on Suppliers
1	1 Vote	Delicious Dishes That Can Detect Explosives and Cancer Cells
1	1 Vote	George Takei Has Now Been Accused of Plotting Against Communist Party Coverage
1	1 Vote	Police Searching for a Limited Time, Expands Breakfast Menu
1	1 Vote	FBI Unable to Walk Due to Humans. It's a Public Health Emergency
1	1 Vote	The Best Netflix Tips to Seriously Boost Your Immune System
1	1 Vote	Holiday Gifts That Say: I Love You Guys Like Potatoes
1	1 Vote	Just Pulled LaMelo Ball Out of the Equifax Breach
1	1 Vote	Google Home DNA
1	1 Vote	Pull Me Down Because of HazMat Situation
1	1 Vote	America's Radiant First Lady Gaga
1	1 Vote	Biggest Name in Her Throat
1	1 Vote	Niall Horan Fans Shocked as Debut Solo Album Cover Reads F***er on First Amendment