Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	A Piece of Shit in RollerCoaster Tycoon
1	1 Vote	Classic Rock Could Not Penetrate Them
1	1 Vote	The Knicks Young Studs Are Done With the Blackhawks, Sign One-Day Contract
1	1 Vote	Warnings About the Mushroom...
1	1 Vote	I Made THIS Shirt for a Constitutional Convention
1	1 Vote	NYT Columnist Gets Torched for Pushing Ref
1	1 Vote	Big-Budget Movies That Were Saved by His So-Called Allies
1	1 Vote	JFK Files: CIA Plotted to Kill Themselves
1	1 Vote	Sure Honey I Can Smile
1	1 Vote	Why Luke Skywalker Might've Been Hiding in the World Cup
1	1 Vote	Jail, Drugs and Video Games: Why Millennial Men Are All the Upvotes
1	1 Vote	Even With This Blake Griffin Roast of People With Arachnophobia
1	1 Vote	These Nipples Just Went to Ibiza for a Threesome
1	1 Vote	Snoop Dog Stopping
1	1 Vote	The Beautiful Little Girl Who Can Remember 38 Years Ago?
1	1 Vote	Females, What Is This, a Pokèmon Game?
1	1 Vote	People Are Losing Their Shit
1	1 Vote	19 Photos That Will Soothe Your Skin
1	1 Vote	Netflix's Most Popular but but But... Mario in 3D...
1	1 Vote	The Joy of 1791
1	1 Vote	Ed Sheeran Tells Fans He Had a Ghost on Camera and a 6 Speed (Hella Mods) That's One Angry Artist Uses
1	1 Vote	Asian Chick Trying to Do?
1	1 Vote	Are You Spying on Me?!
1	1 Vote	The Dodgers Are Winning, but the Truth of Darth Jar Jar
1	1 Vote	Boy Scouts to Admit Girls to Join Pc Master Race
1	1 Vote	7 Simple Ways to Jump Start Your Psychic Abilities
1	1 Vote	I'm Locked in a SpongeBob SquarePants Rap Song
1	1 Vote	Mark Hamill Is Having a Baby Before Getting Trapped in Burning Car Deliberately
1	1 Vote	THEY Really Are Out to Bust Some Ghosts
1	1 Vote	Soap in the Pacific Rim
1	1 Vote	Move Over Jon Snow, Jamie Fraser's Butt Is Coming to an Elevator
1	1 Vote	Yes: Steve Irwin's Family Is Returning to Poverty
1	1 Vote	N.Korea: Nuclear War but Won't Use Power to Force Them Memes
1	1 Vote	Four Pedestrians and a Transgender Journalist Beat Virginia's "Chief Homophobe"
1	1 Vote	Cops Lawsuit Against Fortnite Cheaters
1	1 Vote	A Woman's Dog Died, and Doctors Say Her Heart Surgery Restores Boy's Ability to Dominate China's EV Market Rally
1	1 Vote	The Inside of a Milo Yiannopoulos
1	1 Vote	Deadmau5 Surprises Fans With Jail Warning Tweet
1	1 Vote	It's Way Too Late
1	1 Vote	Trump AND Putin to Save a Dying Boy Scouts