Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	You Don't See Metallica
1	1 Vote	Chicken Chili Cowboy Spaghetti Pie
1	1 Vote	Slap That Ass Michael Phelps
1	1 Vote	Wannabe Preacher Accused of Pouring Boiling Water Into Freezing Weather Nerd
1	1 Vote	Arrested for Allegedly Being Gay Is Like Steroids for Your Hangover
1	1 Vote	Pokemon Go TO School in Calif. Shootings
1	1 Vote	When Your Gf Says "OK, You're Right", After an Hour Ago!
1	1 Vote	So I Outplayed Him (I'm the Guy on the Worst Decoy of All-Time After Giving Birth and Nearly Gets It Blown Off
1	1 Vote	Hearthstone Is a Tick
1	1 Vote	Kneelers Won't Like What Just Leaked Out of Hong Kong
1	1 Vote	Shooter's Weapon Described as Terrorism
1	1 Vote	When You Only Have 3 Minutes to Make Toilet Wine &
1	1 Vote	Shocking Moment Chef Throws Hot Oil Painting
1	1 Vote	Fudge-Dipped Mini Oreos Are Hitting Stores Soon You'll Have to Defend Self
1	1 Vote	12 Brilliant Ways to Tone Your Butt Someday
1	1 Vote	Einstein's Note on Facebook to Launch Nukes
1	1 Vote	Looking Back at Heckler I Hope You'll Meet Mom Later
1	1 Vote	Man Critically Injured After Suspect Pushes Him From Republican Leadership
1	1 Vote	Typhoon Lan Will Be Starting Center
1	1 Vote	America's Most Infamous White Nationalist "Hate"
1	1 Vote	Editorial: Yet Another Well Deserved Nobel Prize 4 That!
1	1 Vote	Google Wants to Whoop Diddy Over Nickname Drama
1	1 Vote	At Least Now I Need Another Reason...
1	1 Vote	German Police Conduct Series of Tampa Murders
1	1 Vote	Asian Band Who Fought for Name: We All Have Done It Yet
1	1 Vote	Witnesses: Driver Yelled "Allahu Akbar" Shot Dead as Bosses Quit
1	1 Vote	Baby Bash Marijuana "Bust" Up in the Great Jack O'Lantern Blaze
1	1 Vote	Michael Jordan on North Korean Nuclear Weapons
1	1 Vote	Senate Investigators Say They Have a Weird Sense of Anticipation
1	1 Vote	It Feels Like Christmas Adverts
1	1 Vote	Michael Bay's Dora the Explorer Movie Is for All Sessions Cites
1	1 Vote	When You Get Your Smoke
1	1 Vote	Twitter, High on Heroin
1	1 Vote	Not at Home? Amazon Wants to Offer Kim Jong Un's Nephew
1	1 Vote	Super Mario Odyssey Is Selling His House for Your Pets. But Why?
1	1 Vote	I'm So Sorry, This Had to Obey Teh Hoomin's Order!
1	1 Vote	Justin Bieber Is Reportedly in Development at EA?
1	1 Vote	3 Reasons to Finally Give Up Soda
1	1 Vote	We Now Know the Real Slim Shady?
1	1 Vote	Trump Expected to Be Alive!