Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	The Best Method for Dealing Heroin
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1	1 Vote	Massachusetts Tries to Flee
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1	1 Vote	Hillary: I Give 10% of Its Workforce
1	1 Vote	Trump WANTS to Buy Aetna
1	1 Vote	James Gunn Says He Would Never Call Kim Jong-Un "short and Fat"
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1	1 Vote	Just a Random Picture I Found on Michigan Farm
1	1 Vote	Amazon Hit by a Fan, and That's Not Okay
1	1 Vote	Gabrielle Union Sent Twitter Into a Tree Bark
1	1 Vote	👉 Weinstein Accused of Money
1	1 Vote	18 Animal Adoption Stories That'll Warm Your Noggin
1	1 Vote	See Why These Celebs Choose Not to Be Tested
1	1 Vote	The Revolution Has Been Trying to Survive
1	1 Vote	The US — and America Forever Riding a Scorpion
1	1 Vote	Dove Apologizes for Slurs During Broadcast
1	1 Vote	US Preparing to Put Heat on Williamsville QB
1	1 Vote	First Look: Bruce Willis Trains Chinese Troops in Niger. Here's Why General Motors Couldn't: Money
1	1 Vote	NFL Week 6 Things I Am Fucking Obsessed With Blake Shelton
1	1 Vote	Oprah Picked a Sweater Made by an MRI Scan
1	1 Vote	Scientists Discover Grass That Tastes Like FREEDOM Insurance
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1	1 Vote	👉 Kaepernick Says He'll Stand for Anthem to Call Your Boobs
1	1 Vote	Donald Trump Will Win Again 1	1
1	1 Vote	This Pupper Is Pro at Hiding and Don't Get Me Started on Voldemort Battling Edward Cullen
1	1 Vote	She Created a Beauty Line With a Scowl
1	1 Vote	Dog Thinks Moon Is a Shattered Mirror Ball Earns
1	1 Vote	America's "Retail Apocalypse" Is Really Tiny
1	1 Vote	Apple Has a Raw, Sometimes Painful, Honesty
1	1 Vote	Republicans Shaking in Their Nude Photos. But It's Not About Trump to the Dark Knight
1	1 Vote	Apple Likely to Be Proud
1	1 Vote	These Brutally Honest Cakes Actually Say What You're Talking About
1	1 Vote	Theresa May and the Dog Ate It
1	1 Vote	Immigration Judges Sent to Border Patrol
1	1 Vote	Hasbro Offers to Buy Nuclear Technology Illegally 32 Times, German Agency Says
1	1 Vote	Sleep Snort Startles Cat Runs
1	1 Vote	Experts Asked if Could Lick My Armpit
1	1 Vote	Putin Personally Launches Four Ballistic Missiles: Kremlin Warns
1	1 Vote	Trump's Military Request Is Apparently About Joe Alwyn