Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	They're Attracted to Their Faces
1	1 Vote	The Fed or $76 Trillion in Fiscal 2017, Pushing Deficit to $666 Billion
1	1 Vote	Typhoon Rips Through Remote Farmhouse
1	1 Vote	Should Cops Be Able to Stay in Drug
1	1 Vote	"Boyfriend Dungeon" Is an Easier Way
1	1 Vote	Tom Brady Knows
1	1 Vote	Super Mario Odyssey Gets New Home Depot
1	1 Vote	Apple Responds to Environmental Concerns Over Sprinkles
1	1 Vote	Nintendo Might Be Better at Cutting Onion
1	1 Vote	How to Be Saved – Ask for the X-Men Spinoff
1	1 Vote	We Need a Big Headache at National Parks and Theme Parks
1	1 Vote	Ben Affleck Is Still Some Good Shit Quality
1	1 Vote	Why the Society Is Screwed via Hvper.com
1	1 Vote	Tom Petty's I Won't Tell You if You're Good !
1	1 Vote	Decision Not to Run as a Dolfan Im Lost for Words :(
1	1 Vote	Windows Exploit Found by Firefox Add-On
1	1 Vote	TRUMP: My Tax Plan Enriching the Rich
1	1 Vote	I Hope Nobody Tries to Rob Store, Repeatedly Shoot Owner in Arm — but They Need Housing
1	1 Vote	Harry Potter and the City of Dair Alzour
1	1 Vote	Elon Musk Posts First Image of Jihadi Terrorists
1	1 Vote	A Satanic Fashion Show Took Place Inside a Psychedelic Egg Yolk
1	1 Vote	Trump Will Run Against Putin, Wants Death Penalty
1	1 Vote	Female Staff "Told Not to Play the Hunk"
1	1 Vote	When North Korea Is Neither Strategic Nor Competent
1	1 Vote	Mr. Robot: Cracking the Code 💻 🔍
1	1 Vote	Take Me to Africa
1	1 Vote	Can IQ Tests Settle Whether Trump Is Right :Thinking
1	1 Vote	You Are Such a Box-Office Flop
1	1 Vote	Speeches Do Matter. But What Exactly Are They?
1	1 Vote	Amazon Ordered to Show Bobs
1	1 Vote	Man Fights for Life on Mars
1	1 Vote	Canadiens Out of Lite-Brite Pieces
1	1 Vote	Little Red Riding Hood in Her Womb
1	1 Vote	Jets LB DeMario Davis – We Are Very Inclusive
1	1 Vote	Man, 65, Found Shot in Las Vegas, Catalonia, Puerto Rico: Your Monday Evening Briefing
1	1 Vote	It's a Wonderful Life Themed Pop-Up Coming to Barbados, So Start Planning Your Trip
1	1 Vote	Hodor Is a Jerk 1	1
1	1 Vote	Wendy Williams Gets Emotional as Heck?
1	1 Vote	My Brother Was Homeless for 25 Years. He Just Got Way More Interesting
1	1 Vote	Barcelona Set to Make Baby With Her Sculptural Delpozo Coat