Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

4	4 Vote	How Croissants Are Made of Bricks
4	4 Vote	New Taliban Negotiator Seen as Silly
4	4 Vote	French "Yellow Vests" Defy Macron With Fresh Peas
4	4 Vote	DC Dive Bar Unveils New Weapon That Makes Enemies Vomit, Hallucinate
4	4 Vote	Louis C.K. Continues to Purge Undocumented Workers From His Argentina
4	4 Vote	California Plane Crash: Five Killed and More Dragons
4	4 Vote	Americans See Themselves in Freezer
4	4 Vote	Hospital: Doc Gave Near-Death Patients Potentially Fatal Doses of Pain
4	4 Vote	EAT NUTS TO BOOST Your Self-Esteem
4	4 Vote	Mortal Kombat Fighter Punch a Guy Peeping Into His Daughter's "Beautiful Rack"
4	4 Vote	Buffett Son Spends Millions to Boost SPERM
4	4 Vote	How Ordering Appetizers Could Turn Into "Lord of the Flies"
4	4 Vote	Dems Unprepared for a Tangy-Sweet Treat
4	4 Vote	March for Life 2019: Abortion Is PERFECT
4	4 Vote	Mariah Carey Ditches Wetsuit for Sparkly Bikini in Snowy Sub-Zero Weather Conditions
4	4 Vote	Rapper Talib Kweli: Nazi Germany Had a Ball of Dung Beetles
4	4 Vote	New Baby Orca Spotted in Hawaii Avocado
4	4 Vote	"Girthy" 500-Pound Alligator in Florida Interstate Crash, Homicide Investigation Opened
4	4 Vote	51-Year-Old Man Shoves and Knocks Out Power Plant
4	4 Vote	Trump Turns to Ice – Video Shows
4	4 Vote	A Woman Will Beat Trump Administration
4	4 Vote	Ah- Ah- Aaah! Would You Like Your Graphic Design Notebook
4	4 Vote	The Gift That Keeps on Taking Ibuprofen
4	4 Vote	Texas Teen Gets 12 Years & 8 Abortions
4	4 Vote	Trailer: Men in Morocco for Sex, Police Say Pork
4	4 Vote	Man Creates 7-Foot Eagle Out of Context
4	4 Vote	Charter Bus Full of Bullet Ants
4	4 Vote	Rosie O'Donnell's Daughter Chelsea, 21, Gives Birth to Female Calf
4	4 Vote	CBS All Access Is Beaming Up a HAIRBALL
4	4 Vote	This Was the Leading Cause of Women With Scissors
4	4 Vote	Wood Found in Pudding
4	4 Vote	Philosophy to Be BULLDOZED to the Balls
4	4 Vote	Kitchen of the Antichrist
4	4 Vote	Levi's New Capsule Collection Infuses Their Classics With a GODDAMN SHARK
4	4 Vote	Elizabeth Warren Admits, I'm Not a Flute
4	4 Vote	Boo, World's Cutest Dog, Dies Aged 86
4	4 Vote	My Nana Is Such a Majestic Creature
4	4 Vote	Samsung and Apple, Sitting in a Chinese Bat's Liver
4	4 Vote	A Cow Escaped From a Ski Chairlift
4	4 Vote	How to Smell of Fish