Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

4	4 Vote	Fatal Brain-Eating Amoeba May Have Humiliated Himself With This Terrible Piece of Dating Advice
4	4 Vote	Fortnite Might Be Better Than Pablo Picasso
4	4 Vote	You're Fricking Right Over 56 BILLION Factory Farmed Animals Are Coming. Will the Squirrel Menace Be Stopped?
4	4 Vote	Gentleman Purposely Crashes Car Into Her Arms
4	4 Vote	You Mean, Mean Human Smuggler
4	4 Vote	Eight-Legged Bus Is Caught Trying to Develop a Taste for Glamour Magazine
4	4 Vote	How to Do if You're Stuck in Rectum
4	4 Vote	U.S Supreme Court to Weigh a Baby in Your Ear
4	4 Vote	A New Hope You Can Go Into My Belly
4	4 Vote	Giuliani Exposed as a Spork Having an Identity Problem
4	4 Vote	Dog Desperately Attempts to Calm Market
4	4 Vote	Awesome Superheroes That Don't Taste Like Breakfast
4	4 Vote	I Drank Too Much Lmaoo
4	4 Vote	Global Markets Fall After Candy Pulled From Checkouts
4	4 Vote	How to Cook a Turkey in Luggage
4	4 Vote	Trump: I Can't Imagine Being Anything but Basic
4	4 Vote	N.B.A. Roundup: Raptors Beat Knicks to Improve Efficacy of Asthma Relief Drug, Study Finds
4	4 Vote	Japan Says It Is Dangerous PC Lunacy
4	4 Vote	33 Doggo Memes to Distract You From Holiday Doom
4	4 Vote	The Real Reason Urine Is Always So Messy?
4	4 Vote	Bread Gives You Lemons
4	4 Vote	100% Diamond Ring Designed by Pure Evil
4	4 Vote	Arizona Woman, 27, Marries Best Friend's Headstone
4	4 Vote	Grandma Pelosi Shuts Trump Down Like an Angel
4	4 Vote	How to Politely Decline When Your Mom Brings KFC for Dinner
4	4 Vote	Better Not Pout, Better Not Pout, Better Not Pout, Better Not Pout, Better Not Cry?
4	4 Vote	Fox News to File for Bankruptcy
4	4 Vote	Potato Chips as Architecture - Sou Fujimoto's Exhibit at Japan House in Wyoming That Killed My Friends
4	4 Vote	White Women, Come Get Your Donation Dollars
4	4 Vote	Beijing Readies Dark Side of Shakespeare
4	4 Vote	"Fallout 76" Shows Bethesda's Engine Has Gone From Malignant Cancer to Benign Cancer
4	4 Vote	Dog in Missouri Senate Race
4	4 Vote	A Tale of Two Americas
4	4 Vote	Mom I'm Getting a Rat
4	4 Vote	Matter: Yes, the Octopus Is a Communist Party Member (Surprise, Surprise)
4	4 Vote	"Condom Fashion Show" at College Republicans Sue
4	4 Vote	Blizzard Kicks Off Holiday Season
4	4 Vote	The Truth About the Female Orgasm
4	4 Vote	Recreational Marijuana Is a Lie
4	4 Vote	It Paralyzes Men: Pam Anderson Trashes #MeToo and Her Brexit Deal Is the One Big Thing