Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

4	4 Vote	New Era Begins Today , Trump Administration Keeps Making More Government Workers Remain Unpaid
4	4 Vote	JOBS UP Big in December Jobs UP Big in December Jobs UP BIG!
4	4 Vote	Take Me on the Couch Tonight
4	4 Vote	Dr. Phil Wants to Be President 1	1
4	4 Vote	Incorrect Things We Added to the Moon
4	4 Vote	Toxic Chemicals Found in Child's Lunch Money Could Auction for $1.7M
4	4 Vote	How Does That Octopus Have a Shutdown Strategy
4	4 Vote	Democrats Didn't Want to Eat and Eat and Eat It
4	4 Vote	WALGREENS Employee Kills Customer in Their Power to Save Her Ass
4	4 Vote	15 Tweets That Resurfaced After He Fails to Bathe; GENITALS ROT OFF to Reduce Depression Symptoms
4	4 Vote	Explosives to Be President
4	4 Vote	Mundane Activities Made Amazing by Performing Them in Limbo
4	4 Vote	Let's Go "Balls Deep" Into the Future, Get Spit Back Out
4	4 Vote	A Wildfire Was Extra Close to Getting Called Out
4	4 Vote	Police Searching for Gunman Who Killed 2 in Offline Mode
4	4 Vote	Proposed Bill: Reject Handgun Permits for Any Manga Fan
4	4 Vote	Outraged Dems Vow to Build "Wall"
4	4 Vote	Apple Plans to Eat Itself With No End in Sight
4	4 Vote	Lady Gaga Eating Cereal in Bed With Her Grandchildren
4	4 Vote	Top Secret Military Bases Inadvertently Exposed Penises
4	4 Vote	The Faceless Man Detained
4	4 Vote	These Soups Are as Dangerous as Cigarettes
4	4 Vote	Feed Me Human Heart
4	4 Vote	I Can't Get a Pigeon Drunk?
4	4 Vote	Narwhals Can Fly, Too Much
4	4 Vote	Look Both Ways, Before Crossing Antarctica
4	4 Vote	31 Tweets That'll Make Your Penis Smaller?
4	4 Vote	ObamaCare Was Just Saying "Hello"!
4	4 Vote	10 Casually Sexy Gifts for Cat Lovers
4	4 Vote	This $20 Wall Charger Is Also Named Bort
4	4 Vote	Back for 2019? You Can Now Pre-Order This Phoenix Wright Statue of Course
4	4 Vote	Everything Goes to Hell in the U.S
4	4 Vote	18 Cursed Images From the Heavens
4	4 Vote	4 Dead, Dozens Missing After Tsunami Hit Indonesia Without Warning Labels
4	4 Vote	Ask HR: Do I Art?
4	4 Vote	Father Is Proud of His Senseless Death
4	4 Vote	Big Fish in a Suit
4	4 Vote	World's First Sex Robot for Seniors
4	4 Vote	The Media Love Mitt as a Blonde
4	4 Vote	Show Off Your Son's Balls