Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

4	4 Vote	This Skull Is Both Horny and Horrifying
4	4 Vote	At&T Becomes Latest Stabbing Victim
4	4 Vote	Senate Confirms William Barr to Be a Wanker
4	4 Vote	The Best Instant Pot Tomato Soup Is Good—but We Made It Yucky!
4	4 Vote	Tom Brady Pulls Off Extraordinary Recovery After Being Thrown in Dumpster
4	4 Vote	Gigantic Hole Discovered in Garage After 55 Years
4	4 Vote	It's HAPPENING: WE MUST Confront the Horrible Truth About the Kidneys
4	4 Vote	Ancient Lost City of Ice Cube
4	4 Vote	Justice Ruth Bader Ginsburg Back Flip Kick
4	4 Vote	Public Drinking Rule #1: Always Use Your Crockpot
4	4 Vote	Polar Bears Invade Russian Village, Sparking Government to Declare $22T National Debt
4	4 Vote	Obama Warned Us About Your Cervix
4	4 Vote	No Morning Is Complete Without a Permit
4	4 Vote	This Is a Caption
4	4 Vote	I'm an Asian Woman Engaged to a Vulgar Parody Account
4	4 Vote	Humpback Whale Found in Plane Wreckage
4	4 Vote	Son Defies Mom, Chooses to Get a T-Shirt
4	4 Vote	17 Products That Will Make Me Invincible
4	4 Vote	Piranha Plant in Flint to Add Citizenship Question to Census
4	4 Vote	Stonehenge: Archaeologists Discover Long-Lost Tools Used to Build the Perfect Car Dealerships
4	4 Vote	Crikey, That's One Weak-Ass Law!
4	4 Vote	Hey, You've Got Some Weird Backstory
4	4 Vote	The "Minecraft" Movie Will Likely Have One Major Character
4	4 Vote	Heaven Has a Butthole 1	1
4	4 Vote	PC Master Race and Obama's Legacy
4	4 Vote	New Yorkers Shocked to Learn Physics, History, Science Etc
4	4 Vote	I Want to Be Missing German Tourist
4	4 Vote	McDonald's Customer Threatened Employee With Shotgun for Not Airing All the Feels
4	4 Vote	Kim Kardashian Wants to Run a 500-Year Experiment
4	4 Vote	How Can I Borrow a Pencil?
4	4 Vote	Modern Art Is Officially Out as Batman
4	4 Vote	We Need More Immigration, Not Less Beef
4	4 Vote	I'll Never Let You Dunk Your Cookies Into Creme
4	4 Vote	Brazilian President Has Surgery to Remove a Dent!
4	4 Vote	Trump Says He Gets Bitey
4	4 Vote	Here's How to Read
4	4 Vote	Funny Until It Wasn't
4	4 Vote	Guy Throws a Football Coach
4	4 Vote	New GOP Thing Is Crazy
4	4 Vote	Wibbly-Wobbly, Lovey-Wovey Stuff and Then You Start to Believe in Monogamy