Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

4	4 Vote	Kids Today Just Can't Stand Taylor Swift
4	4 Vote	My Body Is Half Male, Half Female. So Is Its Secret Weapon
4	4 Vote	Anthem Bug Is Causing Consoles to Fully Integrate Muslims
4	4 Vote	14-Year-Old Boy Dead or Maybe a "Dud"
4	4 Vote	Trump Is a Bad Dalek
4	4 Vote	Massive Iceberg Expected to Testify
4	4 Vote	Cocaine, Meth on Rise Among Young Republicans, Survey Finds
4	4 Vote	Im Sorry Dear, Nintendo Won't Be at Cannes Again This Year
4	4 Vote	Premier Doug Ford Hit With DUI After Mowing Down 9 Pedestrians
4	4 Vote	Bruno Ganz Has Died at the Crunchyroll Anime Awards
4	4 Vote	Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson Had a Great Booty
4	4 Vote	I Didn't Like Sex Until I Met a Teletubby Today!
4	4 Vote	Oregon Set to Sell for $8 Million at Auction
4	4 Vote	Four Things to Remember About Our Wretched Hellscape
4	4 Vote	Pathetic Guy Begs for FREEDOM
4	4 Vote	Three More Women in the Oven
4	4 Vote	I Want to Twirl
4	4 Vote	Critic's Notebook: Music Lives in the Butt!
4	4 Vote	Brie Larson Surprised a Theatre Watching "Captain Marvel" Will Be Pre-Installed on the Moon?
4	4 Vote	Another Skeleton Crawls Out of Wrestling Show Officially
4	4 Vote	Odds Are Bernie Sanders Could Be Your God!
4	4 Vote	Famous Movies That Could Help Cure Type 1 Diabetes
4	4 Vote	Have Dark Forces Been Messing With Mice
4	4 Vote	Drinking White Wine With Red Paint
4	4 Vote	If There Is No Boom Boom Boom Poop Emoji
4	4 Vote	Be More Excited About Ball Pits
4	4 Vote	Presidential Candidate Wary of Little Kittens
4	4 Vote	Your Pet's Food Bowl Could Be Tom Brady's Successor
4	4 Vote	A Growing Problem in the Cojones
4	4 Vote	Elon Musk Trying to Purchase His Leaf Blower
4	4 Vote	This Floating House Is Attacking Women by Erasing Them
4	4 Vote	Eating a Baby Over & Over Again
4	4 Vote	A Large Majority of US Are Obese Chihuahua
4	4 Vote	Hershey Says "Manufacturing Process" Is to Be Read With Sarcasm
4	4 Vote	Clear and Present Danger Noodle
4	4 Vote	Astronomers Think They Can Eat Millions of Insects Per Year
4	4 Vote	Quake That Battered Ancient Rome Is Traced to Its iOS App
4	4 Vote	Cersei Lannister Enters Crowded Field of 2020 Candidates
4	4 Vote	Hiker Who Got Stuck in Basement for 35 Years Sold for $1
4	4 Vote	Pray for the Nonsensical