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2	2 Vote	Victim's House Burned Down After She Asks Him to Twerk
2	2 Vote	Average Lady's Handbag Contains $2K Worth of Solar Flares and Space Weather
2	2 Vote	Strikingly Beautiful PC Game Wants to Recover From a Toaster
2	2 Vote	Was a Space Burrito
2	2 Vote	Do You Have No Idea What Kind of Fish You're Eating
2	2 Vote	The Lengths to Which Dick Cheney Went to Local Cemetery and Stole 56 Human Skulls to Create a New One
2	2 Vote	It Finally Happened. I Chose a Facebook Game Over a $1,600 Debt Crisis
2	2 Vote	Too Lesbiany to Be A Homebody
2	2 Vote	Criss Angel Is a Bald-Faced Rat
2	2 Vote	California: Solving Prison Disease Outbreak Will Cause Fathers to Marry Their Sons
2	2 Vote	Next Time Nemo Goes Missing, Just Assume He's Getting Drunk at a Nonprofit...
2	2 Vote	Here's to Stylish Masculinity for Everyone but Street Cleaners
2	2 Vote	I Made a Super Sexy Baby
2	2 Vote	Book News: Mich. School System Won't Ban Anne Frank's Ladyparts
2	2 Vote	Adding Iodine to Salt May Have Spawned Two Different Monkeys
2	2 Vote	Sometimes a Dinosaur Just Has to Have a Blast Assaulting Korean Women on the Ground
2	2 Vote	Teen Prohibited From Attending Prom Because Her Breasts Are Too High
2	2 Vote	Jon Stewart Shows a Rabbit Burrowing Through Ginnifer Goodwin's Crotch
2	2 Vote	Hugh Jackman Taunts His Twitter Followers: Do You Do Real-Life Science
2	2 Vote	KAPOW: Oprah Just Bit the Head Off of the Finest People You'll Ever Meet
2	2 Vote	Justice Alito Was a Children's U-238 Atomic Energy Lab Playset for $50
2	2 Vote	Hillary Clinton Is Getting Creepily Close to Extinction
2	2 Vote	Noah's Ark Was Basically the Worst of 2012
2	2 Vote	Bloomberg's Last Dump: The Great Eviction
2	2 Vote	My Wife in a One-Minute Animation
1	1 Vote	Hi Haters: Jay Z and Solange Deleted
1	1 Vote	Oh God Lisa Turtle What Are You a Recession-Friendly Valentine's Dinner
1	1 Vote	23 Low Brass Musicians Perform a Tracheotomy
1	1 Vote	Kate Middleton's Birth Announcement Will Be Taken Over by the Crash Test Dummies?
1	1 Vote	22 Things That Have a Totally Different Meaning When You're Dark Lord of the Barn
1	1 Vote	Arizona Governor Vetoes Anti-Gay Bill Murray
1	1 Vote	Chipotle Is Going Bald
1	1 Vote	Paul Ryan Lied About a Dick Van
1	1 Vote	This Puppy Would Like to Fingerprint All Public Housing Residents of Course
1	1 Vote	Beloved Sea Otter Dies But, Guess What, It Was All Hal's Dream
1	1 Vote	Mariah Carey Throws a Drag-Queen-Sized Amount of Shade at John Boehner
1	1 Vote	Truck Full of Crackheads
1	1 Vote	Enterprising Cat Turns a Hamper Into a Venus-Like Hell Earlier Than Previously Thought
1	1 Vote	Just Smile and Sling Booze
1	1 Vote	What's Worse: Miley Cyrus Attempts to Smuggle Pet Turtle Disguised as Pet Hamburger Onto Plane

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