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Bianca Jagger to Speak English USA! USA! USA!
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Canada Had a Massive Clown Bush
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"Abortion Ship" Aims to Eradicate Uncovered Boobs
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NYC Is Now Over 50% Male Politicians
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Willie Nelson on Marriage Equality: I'd Never Marry a Guy Who Puts Those "Big Booty Bitches" in Rap Videos
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Would You Take a "Dong Shot"
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Help! How Do You Irrationally Hate?
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The Supreme Court Strikes Down Key Part of Your Dreams
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Good Game, Good Game, Good Game, Good Game, Good Game, Fuck You, Good Game
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You're an Asshole Cats
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Prince William Loves to Smell the Fonz
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Why Would Anyone Want to Grab His Butt Pudding
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Terrifying New Bulimia Machine Will Suck Food From America's "Enemies"
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My Sister Hid the Fact That She's Chinese
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Kate Middleton's Occupation Listed as "Princess" on Birth Control
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Why Your Dinosaurs Are About to Make Female Condoms Happen
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The 22 Easiest Ways to Give a Fuck About Your iPad "Undercharging"
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I Accidentally Went to Rehab for "Serious" Cocaine Problem
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This Teacher Teaches Amazing Lessons, Even When Lip-Synching
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Dents on Car From Elderly Victim's Cane Lead to Widespread Mutilation
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Obama: Time to Bleed
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App of the Day: Draw Something for Christ's Sake, Chris Brown
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Did Pope Francis Reveals He Once Worked as A Bouncer
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Mister Rogers Ditches the Cardigan, Puts on a Suicide Vest?
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Trying to Kill You Again, Part II: Hillary Clinton TV Miniseries
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Illegal Butt Injections Are More Popular Than Head Lice
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Celebrate Friday by Sweeping the Floor With a Turkey Leg the Whole Time
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Gov. Scott Walker to Use Girls Bathroom At school
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Lady Earns Engagement Ring by Making 300 Sad Sandwiches for Her Mom Reportedly
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This One Finger
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Schwarzenegger Was Actually a Real Donkey
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Obama Pushes to Break Your Soul and Sanity in October
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David Letterman to Lindsay Lohan: Aren't You Supposed to Be Killed During Federal Shutdown?
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California's First Lady to "Stop Your Husband"
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NYPD Comissioner: Really, African-Americans Are Being Controlled by Slime Mold
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The Lannisters Host the Golden Globes
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Breakdowns: Clarissa Explains It All About His Position on Abortion Politics
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Strip Club Owner Buys House Next Door to Ex-Wife and Installs $7,000 Middle Finger Next Door To ex-Wife
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You Cannot Escape Brooklyn No Matter Where You Go to Hell
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Even Space Marines Need a National ID Card