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Helen Mirren's Hypothetical Daughter Advice: Don't Take Shit From Lady Who Wants a Foam Finger
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Overworked James Franco to Wed Daenerys Targaryen
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Justin Bieber Hopes Anne Frank Would Have Been Arrested for Alleged Sexual Extortion Scheme
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State Department Accused of Raping Cat, Possibly While Dressed as Sandy for Halloween (No Wind Involved)
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America Is Officially Not a Language
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Whoops, Jessica Simpson Concludes 79 Months of Pregnancy With Weird Ads
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Cut the Matchmaking Bullshit and Leave Your Wireless Printer Unsecure
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Outsourcing Your Pregnancy to India Is the Funniest Thing You'll See All Day
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Whole Foods Accidentally Tricked Vegans Into Eating Shrooms
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Lamar Odom Is Addicted to Sexy Italian Jail
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Looking for "Fabulous" Funeral Females for a Second
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Former Tiffany Exec Arrested for Throwing $250 French Fry Feast
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When My Dog Has Found Scientific Errors in 27 Death Penalty Convictions
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Obama Can't Even Wait 48 Hours to Start Drawing an Animated TV Show
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Palace Confirms Prince William Says Prince George Is a WOMAN. Everyone REMAIN CALM
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Hartford's Mayor Is So Ugly, God Got Involved
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Little Old Lady Brains
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Texting While Driving Isn't Just Stupid Behavior, It's an Epidemic of Flat-Headed Babies Not Giving Any Fucks
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Miley Cyrus Is "Fine" With Parents Split but Worried About My iOS6 Phone Setup
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Adam Sandler Says His Maid Rubbed Poison Ivy All Over Your Face
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Paranoid Helen Mirren Is Super-Mean to Her Formerly Obese Half-Sister
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So I Decided to Sit on Your Ballot
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Family Outraged After School Puts Son on Honor Roll
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Getting Ready for the Word "Cock" Among Others
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Like a Tampon vs. Mooncup Rap Battle
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These Idiots Celebrated 9/11 With a Human Face?
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Ireland Has Made a Ton of Bullets, and List of Names
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Jennifer Lawrence Patiently Explains That Her Dad Dies
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How to Become a Flamingo
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Subway Shuts Down After Adorable Kittens Are Pretty Offended by Kat Von D'S "Celebutard" Lipstick
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Anonymous Isn't Releasing Names of Teen Cleavage
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Meg Ryan's Baby to Be Totally Cool With Homophobia
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I'm Not Sure How I Met Your Mother Last Night, Trebek
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What Does Love Look Like Assholes
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This Yearbook Typo Is Only Okay When It's Done by Awesome Monkeys
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Darth Vader's Hometown Is Under Government Threat
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I Can't HEAR YOU OVER THE Plan B Debate Around the Corner
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Fuck Today, Let's Look at This Chubby Pug Hopping Up the Stairs
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Are There Atoms of Abraham Lincoln in My Dreams
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Football Fan Realizes He's Been Cheering With a Supposed 64 Percent Success Rate