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8 Technologies That Are Actually Donuts
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Why (And How) You Should Go Extinct
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43 Pets Who Know My Sins
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Illegal Butt Injections Are More Beautiful Than We Imagined
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Sex Is Real and It's Really Neat
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Sharknado Was a Christ Allegory
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Here's What You Can Eat Without Dying
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39 Dogs Who Are Terrible at First-Person shooters
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Jurassic Park but With Vampires
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Hero Pig Rescues Baby Goat Stuck in Penis After "Unusual" Autoerotic Act
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You Might Not Even Exist
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Sources Say Hi
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Believing You're Magical Is Really Fun. Sadly, It's Time to Reprioritize Your Life Choices
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Mister Rogers Ditches the Schoolgirl Skirts for Body Armor
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In Space, No One Cares Anymore
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Someone Is in Your Backyard. Not Joking
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Uncommon Uses for Tennis Balls That Will Blow Your Mind With Pleasurable Stimulation
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Five Things Bing Does Better Than a Toilet Seat
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You'd Be Shocked to Learn Old Men No Longer Exist
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NASA Has Found a Squirrel on Mars and Didn't Tell Anybody
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Hey, House Republicans, You Just Don't Understand Sexual Cannibalism
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Bad News for Dinosaur Erotica Fans
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Lady Gaga Declares Why She Left Earth
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21 Reasons Why Men Aren't Funny
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Horny Tarantulas Are About to Descend on Washington, D.C. Here's Why
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Authorities Are Concerned About Your Dick Pic
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This Frog Got WAY Too Erotic
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A Straight Guy Tries
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I Married Her for Wearing a Neat Hat
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Justin Bieber Banned From Indoor Skydiving Spot for Being a Dick
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Hey Girl, Next Time Nemo Goes Missing, Just Assume He's Getting Drunk at a Playground
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19 Things That Make Us Feel Feelings
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Online, Two Pictures of Grilled Cheeses That Will Make You Very Upset
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LEGO Just Got Real Lesbiany
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Oh Dear God, People Are a Thing
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No, Science Has Not Improved
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Being Human Is Barely Tolerable
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Ahh! Beyoncé Might Be Pregnant With a Twist: It Breathes Fire
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Feral Cats Declare War on Salad
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You Are Probably Bullshit, Says Science Fiction