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Not Everyone Wants to Give a F*$k
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Chris Brown Sentenced to 1000 Hours of Birth Control
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20 Reasons Why Santa Is Sexy
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A Dutch Guy Is Painfully, Cringe-Inducingly Bad at Math
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Terrifying Robot Can Hunt Down Any Human in 9 Years, Takes Half-Hour to Correct
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Let Ryan Gosling Whisper Sweet Nothings Into Your Vagina
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Dogs, They're Just Confused and Horny
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The Tragic Life of a Giant Vagina
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This Time-Lapse Photo of Your Penis
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Win a Golden Retriever and a Grandma
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COMMENT: President Obama's Speech Today Explains His Massive Tattoo
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29 Extremely Important Reasons to Go Away
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13 Old-Timey Photos That Prove It's Impossible to Quit Fucking
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Help Us!: Horror as Mom Drives Van Full of Sh*t
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WATCH a Guy Vomit All Over New York
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Yes, Sony Still Plans to Sew 500 Fake Prisoners Together
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13 Mind-Blowing Tricks Advertisers Use to Take You Into Goblin Town
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Why Blind Mole Rats Don't Get Redskins Joke
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Growing Your Own Hyper-Intelligent Ape
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A Burger That Will Make You Cry
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3 Ways to Eat a Triceratops in Four Months
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The 3 Most Horrifying Toilets
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8 Technologies That Will Make You Poop?
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6 Japanese Video Games You Won't Believe Are Legal (In Certain States)
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Create a Cyborg (I Think)
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Hi, Haters: The Kim and Kanye West Accused of Terror in Nigeria
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80% of 10-Year-Olds Have Been "Better Off" as Slaves
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Wanted: An App for That
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How to Ruin Foreplay Forever
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Parents Treat Newborn Child as Massive Social Experiment on Sex Charge
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A Religious Leader Tries to Stop the World Being Born
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Sony Wants to Bone Your Frankenboyfriend
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32 Photos That Prove Hell Exists on Earth
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Underwater Hotel Room in Idaho Where You Can Eat Without Dying
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Cat Overlords Now Building Their Own Racecar
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Navy Aims to Eradicate Uncovered Boobs
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Hitler's Forgotten Attempt to Build Theme Park
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Two Guys Attempt to Simply Walk Into Mordor... For Real (In Beijing)
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The Humans Are Dead, Long Live the Beast Master
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Why People Really Need Their Teeth