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Nearly 70 Percent of Her Life Was an 80's Training Montage
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It's Unlikely You've Ever Loved Anything
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U.N. Says We Should All Be Rubbing Puppy Bellies Right Now
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Dead Kids Have Never Been Happier to Code
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I've Seen GHOSTS!!!! ... One Popped Out of Noodles
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Martin Luther King Jr. Had an AMAZING Plan to Destroy Earth
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"Sesame Street" Shatters Little Girls Princess Dreams, Replaces Them With Polonium
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Here's a Dog That Looks Like a Cell Phone
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Katy Perry's New Fragrance Bottle Looks Like an Asshole and I Want It Anyway
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The One Awesome Fact About Eating Squid Sperm
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What It's Like to Read Interspecies Erotica
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Find Out What to Think
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How to Make Black Friends
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Subway "Sandwich Artist" Puts Penis on Mars
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Yelp User Posts Negative Review Online
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Why You Should Be Fired
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Blizzard Lays Off Thousands, Builds Huge Prison
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NASA Plans to Send Poison-Laced Letter to Nerds
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Obama 2.0: Time to Recognize a Third Gender
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Wizards & Cyborgs Unite to Push for Marriage Proposals
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Why Shitty Journalism Is So Terrible
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Our Office Is Too Big -- We Need a Pirate
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How Crocodile Extinction Led to the Kardashians
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Everyone Should Get Jobs
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Oh God, This Fucking Pencil
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Rihanna's Adventure in Space
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OK, Let's Make Some F***Ed-Up Robots
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Researchers Make Alcohol Disappear
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Apple MacBooks Can Be Stretched to 300 Percent Normal Size
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UPDATED: There Are No Vampires at the Denver International Airport
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Border "Loophole" Allows Hundreds to Flow From Mexico to U.S. If They Are White, Straight Males
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Fox News Thinks Obama Is Faking Blackness
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I'd Fuck a Dragon
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Obama: There Are Kids Starving in America?
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Google Chrome May Soon Regenerate Damaged Body Parts Like Salamanders
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Now You Can Hump It
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KFC Is Turning Disabled Kids Into Awesome Cyborgs
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Penis-Powered Game Gets Highly Unanticipated Sequel
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My Year as an African Lion
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Siri Is a Virgin. Apparently That Matters