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I Can't Wait to Play With This Fucking Pencil
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America Should Be Illegal
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24 Kids Who Are Nothing but Soda
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Kansas Man With 22 Kids by 14 Women Lost Count but Loves All 18 Kids, 17 Women
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The History of Openly Masturbating in Restrooms
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Here's How Kittens Are Giving You Cancer
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People Are Actually Terrifying
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Jennifer Lopez's Stalker Spent Six Nights in Her Butt
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Obama Cures Everyone's Wednesday With a $2 Laser Pointer
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Mariah Carey Is Probably Unclean, Scientists Say
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Windows 8 Start Button May Be Fake
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Oh No, He's Done It Again – Firearms Instructor Accidentally Shoots Girlfriend While Aiming at Ex-Girlfriend
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No, Children Are Not America's Latest Killing Machines (Sorry!)
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Indiana Jones Is Officially Pregnant
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Two Men Arrested After Threesome With Cousin Becomes Twosome
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The Mushroom That's Only Poisonous if You're Gay
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Why I Am Proud to Be Anal Probed Along America's Extraterrestrial Highway
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Would-Be Burglar Breaks Into the Eye of Sauron
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Kanye West Explains Why Women "Want to Eat" Babies
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Scandal: Politician Goes to Work
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Man Dies After Being Rejected by "Haters"
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Kittens Frolicking Is Basically Porn
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Man Sentenced to Sexy Teen Drama
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Pope Francis Comes Out as Gay
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New Game Is Stupid
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Stealth Game Where You Argue About Slashfic
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NASA Is Testing New Menu Items – and You Are Looking Delicious
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Kanye West Cancels Concerts Because of You
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Puppy Tries to Defund Obamacare
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Quit Fucking With Us
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Is There Even a Government
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Jesus Christ This Mini Kitten Is So Heartwarming
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Match.Com Acquires Online Dating Engine That Measures the Urine on Your Clothes
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Snake Slithers Out of Class [NSFW]
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There's So Much Ass
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Why Everyone Should Go Extinct
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Madonna: I Was Doctor Seuss
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If You Give Kids Cigarettes, Superman Will @#$%Ing Murder You This Weekend
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US Hospital Offering Treatment for the Xbox 360 Update
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U.S. Government Shut Down Mother Nature