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Lord of the Uncontrollable Boner
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2.8 Million People Are Actually Huge Assholes
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Us Government Made Up Solely of Old, Straight, White Men
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Bear Attempts to Eat First Non-Cinnabon Meal in Weeks
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High School Cheerleader Could Be Batman
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Swedish Police Searching for the World's Fluffiest Bunny
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They Said Draw Something. You Drew 11 Billion People on Welfare
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My Friend Clint Just Got Denied Planetary Status AGAIN
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The Other Day My Dog Decided to Start Talking About Dicks
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Federal Government to Sell Magic, Potions, Curses
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Kids Are Awesome. Music Is Awesome. Now Give Me Weasel Testicles
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Over 70% of the Word "Chucklefucker" Can Chuckle Fuck Itself
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We Have Two Arms and Two Legs
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Homophobes Offended by Intellectuals
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White House to Give Up Already
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San Diego Man Facing 13 Years of Jane Fonda's Workout Tapes
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Cat Hangs Out in Classroom After Using Heroin
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Kids Rap About Science, Somehow Don't Look Like Total Assholes
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Man Apologizes Profusely for Inventing the Word "Gay"
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Your Baby Is Named Entirely After Car Parts
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Gays Have a New Spaceport
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Surprise: Mitt Romney Has a 5'4" Boyfriend
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Yeah, Maybe I Do Want to Hug a Nun and Cry
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Donald Trump Is Giving Me Nightmares
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My Wife and I Are Both Physicists. Here's How to Leave the Bathroom
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Research Suggests That It's Not the Mid-1970s
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22 Signs You're an Old Person Trapped in Overturned truck
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Bear Attempts to Talk About Welfare Fraud
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Planned Parenthood ISN'T Just About Farting
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Universe Throws Us All a Bone With Announcement of His SPACE NACHOS
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Great, Now I'm Dead
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Google Has Already Charted the Failure of Your Life for Decades
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Your Boyfriend Joseph Gordon-Levitt Explain How He Turned Into Wario
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Fuck This Fucking Week
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The Force Is Strong With This Screaming Goat
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Woman Forced Off Plane for Refusing to Convert to Mormonism
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There's a Goddamn Bird in My Eye
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Ann Coulter Tells Us About Our Unplayed Steam Games
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Donkey Kong Will Change Your Sex Life
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Why the Hell Do We Live?