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Matt Damon Has a Magical Girl Transformation Sequence
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Big Pharma Seeks to Ban Oral Sex, Anal Sex, Rainbows
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Why Are Restaurant Websites So Awful? Because of You Bitch
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It's Official: You're the Best Meth Cook In Alabama
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Aaahhh, Don't Do Drugs
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Anthony Weiner Is a Lovable Wood Nymph Who Drinks Mushroom Tea
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Dudes Use Their Genitals to Scare Off Bats
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Minecraft's Creator Offers to Expose His "Very Very" Impressive Genitals
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Jackass Judge Rules That Baby Can't Be Trusted
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Heads, We Win; Tails, You Lose Faith In Humanity
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Senate Rejects Bid to Kill Me
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Scientists Figure Out Sex Makes Babies?
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This Guy Walks Around My College With This Fucking Pencil
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A Twist That Will Make You Hail Satan
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It's Time for War, and Also Bees
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Justin Bieber Sex Doll Commits Suicide
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The 24 Worst Parts of Your Vampire Bullshit
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College Students Mistakenly Believe They're Ready for Battle
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Old People Aren't Nearly as Interesting as Space Warrior-Strippers
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Taylor Swift's New Song Goes, "WAAAA WAAAAAAAAAAAAA"
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Swagged Out Dog Freaks Out When Woman Says His Twitter Avatar Is "Meh"
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Martha Stewart Can't Stop Talking About Dicks at Taco Bell Today...
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This Adorable Video Shows Vladimir Putin STOLE My Credit Card for Penis Enlargement
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Wall Street Fighter
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All GLORY TO THE Very Hungry (And Evil) Caterpillar
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Obama Dismisses GOP Criticism of His Pasta
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Nintendo Won't Let Me See My Son!
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That One Time a Fire Almost Destroyed the Moon
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Katy Perry Reinvents Herself by Setting Fire to Her Formerly Obese Half-Sister
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Oh, Dear God: The Chilling Moment a Husband Wakes Up From Surgery and Realizes He Has No Furniture
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Scientists Say "Yes"
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When Life Hands You Lemons... Become a Crime-Fighting Vigilante
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Not Everything Is a Banana
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Ready or Not: Navy Prepares to Bombard Moon
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KONY 2012 Part II: How He Turned Into Wario
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House Republicans Accidentally Accept the Values of Others
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NSA Officers Spy on Octopus Lovin
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Kids Make the Taliban's Heads Explode
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Teacher Accused of a Silly Thing
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13 Potatoes That Look Like Natalie Portman