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San Diego Man Facing 13 Years of Jane Fonda's Workout Tapes
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Kids Rap About Science, Somehow Don't Look Like Total Assholes
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Man Apologizes Profusely for Inventing the Word "Gay"
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Your Baby Is Named Entirely After Car Parts
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Gays Have a New Spaceport
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Yeah, Maybe I Do Want to Hug a Nun and Cry
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Donald Trump Is Giving Me Nightmares
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My Wife and I Are Both Physicists. Here's How to Leave the Bathroom
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Research Suggests That It's Not the Mid-1970s
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Bear Attempts to Talk About Welfare Fraud
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Planned Parenthood ISN'T Just About Farting
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Universe Throws Us All a Bone With Announcement of His SPACE NACHOS
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Great, Now I'm Dead
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Google Has Already Charted the Failure of Your Life for Decades
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Your Boyfriend Joseph Gordon-Levitt Explain How He Turned Into Wario
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Fuck This Fucking Week
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The Force Is Strong With This Screaming Goat
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Woman Forced Off Plane for Refusing to Convert to Mormonism
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There's a Goddamn Bird in My Eye
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Ann Coulter Tells Us About Our Unplayed Steam Games
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Donkey Kong Will Change Your Sex Life
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Why the Hell Do We Live?
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How Porn Sex Differs From Real Sex, Explained With a Vacuum Cleaner
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Climate Change Will Be HELLA FUN!
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Your Crushing Loneliness Might Be a Goddamn Problem
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Fuck Yes, I'll Eat Some Damn Cupcakes
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Congratulations on the Dong
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This Video Perfectly Illustrates the Dangers of Sexually Transmitted Demons
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Unicorn Lair Discovered in Antarctica
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Absolutely Enormous "Dragon Skull" Discovered on Saturn's moon
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Try Not Being a Shithead
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15 Unmistakable, Outrageously Secret Signs You're an Asshole
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U.S. Military Is Losing Patience With Reddit Memes
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This Kitten Loves to Swear So Much
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McDonald's to Employees: Low on Cash? Sell Your Stuff and Eat More Bugs
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Pre-Load Cash Into Your Vagina
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Tonight's Nightmares Are Brought to You by Nickelback
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I Hate My Boobs and My Husband
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Poll: Majority of Adults Are Morons
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Joe Biden Is Coming to MotherF***ing PlayStation 3 in MotherF***ing October