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Romney: Obama Hopes to Change the Color of Birds, Fish, and Even Humans
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Special Needs Student Suspended for Bringing Joy to School
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Water Parks Are Filthy and Sinful
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Hacker Likes Using the Internet
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Björk and David Attenborough Team Up to Kill Hitler
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Autism Linked to Autism
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Head of Infamous Penis Church: It Wasn't Designed To Be Seen From Orbit
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23 Signs You're a Huge Mistake
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Boat Filled With So Many White Men. So Many
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If You're Not Examining Your Poop, You're Not Welcome Here
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We're Sorry for Chugging Eight Beers and Swimming to Detroit
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Robin Thicke's "Blurred Lines" + Pokemon = Oh God, What's Benedict Cumberbatch's Face Doing on All These Pokémon?
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Under 18 Years Old? You Cannot Use the Internet
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The Study That Will Restore Your Faith in Humanity, Penises
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Why's the 86-Year-Old Wearing a Speedo
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President Obama Vows to "Fucking Destroy" the Taxi Industry
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Together We Can Force You to Celebrate National Eggs Benedict Day
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The Internet Is Probably Unclean, Scientists Say
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Judge Legalizes Gay Marriage for a Few Kinect Beta Testers
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But How Good Is Batman at Sex?
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My Mom Is at It Again
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Why You Should Stop Being Awkward
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One Reason I Refuse to Leave Your House
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Can Bowser Resist the Charms of a Blow Job
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I'm Not Mad. I'm Just Texan
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Fuck This Fucking Pencil
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Someone Invented a Machine That Draws Penises for Us
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How Gay Is Your Imaginary Girlfriend
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What EVERY Programmer Should Know About Spongebob Squarepants
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Man Sets Himself on Fire With Fire
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Pope Francis Affirms: Marriage Is Totally Disgusting
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Is This NYC's Next Mayor? Interview With Kim Jong UN
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Fuck the Pope Hates You
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I Can't Stop Giving Mass Murderers Their Own Theme Music
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This Is a Terrible Idea
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The World's Oldest Woman Dies at Age 9
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I Can't Wait to Play With This Fucking Pencil
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Orange Is the New Hitler
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Three Reasons to Get High and Watch Some Baby Sloths
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Windows 8 Start Button May Be Fake
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