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Time to Recognize That All Drugs Are Expensive but Porn Isn't
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Your Thoughts Can Make You Look Stupid. From Space
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NASA Is Testing New Menu Items – and You Are Looking Delicious
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Kanye West Cancels Concerts Because of You
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Smurfs Are Even More Reckless Than Human Teens
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Is There Even a Government
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Exposing the Big Fucking Bird
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Oh, It's Just Marijuana
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You Can Now Legally Have Three Parents
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Bears Have Figured Out How Mirrors Work, Uses One to Go Vegan, Has Chickpea-Induced Nervous Breakdown
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Doctor Who's First Writer Sues BBC for Ownership of the Galaxy!
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There's So Much Ass
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Why Everyone Should Go Extinct
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Shocking New Evidence Proves Satan Is Real and We're Not Responsible
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World's Most Depressing Anime Movie Is Disarmingly Adorable
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Nearly 70 Percent of Her Life Was an 80's Training Montage
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It's Unlikely You've Ever Loved Anything
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Baby Dies in Apparent Suicide
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Martin Luther King Jr. Had an AMAZING Plan to Destroy Earth
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Optimus Prime's Greatest Moment Recreated in 12,597 Gorgeous Watercolor Paintings
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Let's All Freak Out About Things
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Katy Perry's Boobs Are No More
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How to Make Black Friends
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Stupid Hipster Beards Are Ruining Your Life?
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Why Shitty Journalism Is So Terrible
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India's First Mars Mission Plans Include a Radiation Shield Made of Rainbows
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The Satirical Painting of Vladimir Putin Turning Gay for Pizza
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Now You Can Make Eggs
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Obama Must Address the Tonight Show Rumors in Song
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OK, Let's Make Some F***Ed-Up Robots
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Two Frightened Dogs Search for Lightsaber Stolen From Pro-Gun Congresswoman's Home
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This Is What Happens When You Swear at Your Internet Box
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Ubuntu's Plans to Kill a SEAL
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UPDATED: There Are No Vampires at the Denver International Airport
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Young Child Dies in Tragic Accident at 33
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BREAKING: Obama Starts Having the Sex Talk
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Most of the U.N. Playing Capture the Flag
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Flo Rida and Pitbull Are Stranded on an Enchanted Isle
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The Time-Lapse Video of People's Sexiest Men Alive Saying "Moist" Is Horrific
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Naked, Spitting, Pissing Man Goes on Weird, Amazing Rant About True Blood & Baby Names