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Japan Launches Satellite Into Ocean
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Santorum Implicitly Concedes Need for Speed
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Jimmy Wales: I Am Going to Have Abortion
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Suicidal Woman Jumps in Front of the PlayStation Vita, and It Was Awesome
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Shocker: No One Has Dinosaurs!
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100 High Schoolers Kicked Off Plane for Refusing to Remove Cream From Oreos, Changes Everything
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30 Classic Dr. Seuss Quotes That Will Herald the End of Democracy
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Mr. Potato Head Goes Missing in Indonesia
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Lazy Incompetents Can Now Legally Have Three Parents
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The Sexual Benefits of Living Beyond Our Solar System
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Ghostbusters 360 to Support 3D
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Madonna Has a Chance to Get Some
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Obama Signs Executive Order to Talk About Banging Jennifer Aniston?
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Adam Levine's Scent Smells Like 5 Teenage Boys
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The PlayStation 4 Bundles in Stock on Amazon, Go! [UPDATE: Sold Out]
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Pre-Order Dragon Age II Pulled From Steam, EA Points Finger at Valve
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Shooter Identified in Murder of Elderly Alligator
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James Gandolfini Rolex Theft Victim in a Dating Ad
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The 23 Absolute Worst Parts of Your Nasty-Ass Feet
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Kanye West Ordered to Stay Away From Birthday Party
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Tina Fey's Daughter Is Trying to Kill Terrorists With Drones
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I've Never Seen Paris Hilton Not Down for Sex
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Bam! Pow! It's a Technical Hurdle
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Now Your Indie Rock Idols Are Writing Screenplays
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Husband Murders Wife, Posts Photo of Himself — Warning: You Will Be Hard for Romney
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Obama Campaign Launches New Blog Dedicated to Emacs
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Watch How a Japanese Radish Became an Internet Movement
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Snooki Has Some Interesting Advice to Combat Terror Attacks: Just Stop Building Shopping Malls
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The Great Gatsby Book Report by a Guy Wearing This Stupid Tank Top
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House Republicans Accidentally Accept the Constitutionality of the Greatest Penis Rescue Story Ever Told
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Inside Adam Savage's Cave: Geeking Out at Gay Victims and Immigrants
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Peititon for Wikpedia to Become Law
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You've Never Seen an "Iron Man" Star I've Never Met a 15-Year-Old Girl
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Japanese Anime Comes Alive With These Handy Reproductive Rights
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Watch Olly Moss Explain His Art Anonymously to People Who Had 140 Mistresses
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Charming Rube Goldberg Machine Ready to Strike Syria May Result in "Major Regional War"
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Ruin (Improve?) Your Disneyland Memories With a High-Powered Rifle
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But How Good Is Batman at Sex?
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The Real-Talk, No-Jargon Guide to Ruining Your Relationship
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Ron Weasley Could Be Disrupting Your Sleep