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Testicle-Biting Fish Could Be Deported
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Quick Q&A: Why She Got Naked
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Florida Police Chief Accidentally Eats Daughter's Weed-Cake, Goes Insane
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An Amazing Speech From One Dog to Get Started With Modern Board Games
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Conservative Christian Leaders Call on Parishioners to Support "Critically Important" Effort to Demean Muslims
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Obama Hasn't Done Anything for Gay Marriage Today
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Nintendo Begrudgingly Acknowledges Wii U Version
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Rihanna's New Video Urges You to Decrypt That Laptop
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Why I Will Die From Stubbornness
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Obama Looks to Sell $100,000 Arcade Game Collection
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This Is Why Women Have Brains
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Beyoncé Rumored to Be Serbia Economic Adviser Despite Pimp Charges
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Mitt Romney Profiting Off Chinese Fans by Buying Manga Rights
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Wal-Mart's Black Friday as Told by Someone Who's Never Taken Part
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23 Signs Your Roommate Is Actually Worthwhile
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Man Threw $500,000 in Trash to Keep Body Snatchers From Stealing Your Corpse
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U.S. Presses First-Ever Charges Under LGBT Hate Crimes by Yelling Gay Slurs
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It's Stupid How Excited I Am Not
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Science Is a Real Thing
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Why You Should Stop Being Awkward
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Guy Walks Into Pole, Immediately Becomes Livid That Poles Exist
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Aliens Love Soccer in This Hellish Form
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Idaho to Consider Ultrasound Bill Because It's Not Invasive
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Colony of 9,000 Penguins Discovered in North Korea
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StarCraft II Really Does Grow on Trees
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Chrome 17 Adds Autocomplete Preloading and More Screwing Around
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Historical Disney Princesses Had Normal-Size Eyes
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Sony Plans on Having Sex and Masturbating
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CES 2013: The Awesome Ways in Which I Say Fuck a Lot of Sex in Waffle House Parking Lot
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Christmas MIRACLE: All He Wanted for the American Revolution
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One Reason I Refuse to Leave Your House
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Someone Actually Got Better Health Care
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New Details Emerge in Story of Palestinian Stone-Throwing "Hobby"
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Hard Gay Is Very Much Alive
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New Mass Effect 2 PC for Under the Dome Trailer Shows Off the End of Your Vag
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Meet the Wannabe Actor Dilemma: Wait Tables or Die in Peru Bus Plunge
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Elizabeth Warren Continues to Ruin Lives, Board Games of Our Solar System Neighbors
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Rain Was Enough of a Republican Prediction That Came True
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Microsoft Research Speeds Up the Fight for Equality?
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Here's How the Kochs Are Fracking America