Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

231	231 Vote	Kate Middleton Giving Birth to Something, Hopefully a Person Who Just Won the Fucking Lottery
26	26 Vote	Terminally Ill Kid Gets Last Wish: To Rock Out With Some Wolverines 4	4
9	9 Vote	How a Liberal Mom Reacts When Her Young Daughter Says Her Lesbian Grandmas Can't Get Speeding Tickets
127	127 Vote	NBC Accidentally Does Something Worthwhile
36	36 Vote	Jeff Bridges Is a Hoax
29	29 Vote	16 Disney Princesses With Beards
26	26 Vote	Which State Just Became German Forever
163	163 Vote	Important Question: Are Cat Butts the Cutest of All Time
22	22 Vote	Warren Buffet in NYT Op-Ed: We Mega-Rich Should Not Wear Bras
86	86 Vote	This Is What the Terrifying Spider Invasion Looks Like Without Makeup
118	118 Vote	Rashida Jones Sings an Ode to Magikarp, the Saddest Pokémon of All Time
400	400 Vote	I Can't Stop Giving Mass Murderers Their Own Theme Music 2	2
38	38 Vote	Dating Tips From a Kinky Galaxy Far, Far Away
556	556 Vote	The World's Oldest Woman Dies at Age 9 5	5
85	85 Vote	This Man Will Touch Your Relatives
243	243 Vote	The Best Place to Live: Mom's Couch 1	1
22	22 Vote	Bill Moyers Explains Why He Is Very, Very Gay
482	482 Vote	Orange Is the New Hitler 1	1
96	96 Vote	More Than 100,000 Apply for Mission to Prove Dolphins Are Dumb
31	31 Vote	Did AIDS Just Get Cured by a 4th Grader
16	16 Vote	8 Ways to Make a Goddamn Abomination
126	126 Vote	24 Kids Who Are Nothing but Soda 1	1
232	232 Vote	The History of Openly Masturbating in Restrooms 2	2
21	21 Vote	Watch an Angry 22-Year-Old in Bed
128	128 Vote	Ten Life Lessons From Her Own Ass
44	44 Vote	Hope for Peace in Syria, but Don't Expect Rock Band 4 Anytime Soon
169	169 Vote	Jennifer Lopez's Stalker Spent Six Nights in Her Butt
66	66 Vote	NYPD Will Now Kill Darth Vader
37	37 Vote	Somebody Looked at This Graphic
104	104 Vote	Obama Cures Everyone's Wednesday With a $2 Laser Pointer
89	89 Vote	Mariah Carey Is Probably Unclean, Scientists Say
52	52 Vote	Man Wakes Up Without His Penis
8	8 Vote	Dear Hollywood, Please Make This Crap Up
31	31 Vote	Beyoncé Did Not Have Sex in Space
27	27 Vote	This Woman Can't Get Speeding Tickets
53	53 Vote	Lady Gaga, FarmVille Combine Forces to Create Wide-Reaching Surveillance Center Despite "Significant Privacy Concerns"
26	26 Vote	Damn, Democratic Party, I Like Mitt's New Strategy of Being Really, Really Good at Spear-Throwing
122	122 Vote	30 CLASSIC Dr. Seuss Quotes That Will Make You Lose Faith in Humanity
27	27 Vote	Romney Adviser Says No to Reading About Anne Frank's Ladyparts
20	20 Vote	You Can Rent Old Men in Suits

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