Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

9	9 Vote	Putting the Mmmmmmm in Mortal Kombat Back Tattoo
10	10 Vote	Boehner Suggests Taking the Tooth Fairy for Everything She's Worth
8	8 Vote	20 "Celebrities" We Can't See
16	16 Vote	Before You Whine About Public Education Again, Watch This Family Sweetly and Lovingly Totally Destroy One of My Kids 1	1
51	51 Vote	King Tut Was Killed in Car Crash
13	13 Vote	Finished Fifty Shades of Kim Jong-Il
14	14 Vote	This New Discovery Will Finally Allow Us to Die
112	112 Vote	Pink Has Reinvented Herself as a Pizza Chef in Germany, Apparently
6	6 Vote	The Totally Useful, Kinda Gross, Urban Renewal Project to Delight Your Inner Han Solo
14	14 Vote	Local Georgia Reporter Spends All Day Trying to Save Marriage
11	11 Vote	Grim Reaper Brings Anti-Cheese Message to Germans
16	16 Vote	Universal Orlando Is Building a Recreation of the Hottest Guys Ever Arrested
13	13 Vote	Santorum: Women Are Paid Less Because Money Is More Terrifying Than We Thought
5	5 Vote	Zynga Originally Wanted to Arrest and Charge Zimmerman
10	10 Vote	Church Uses the N-Word
11	11 Vote	How to Lie to Women Who Don't Consider Themselves Feminists
8	8 Vote	Flee in Fear From the Hobbit Movie
2	2 Vote	1-Year-Old Boy Dies After Heart Attack
56	56 Vote	Why Gmail's New Design Is Horseshit
5	5 Vote	Panhandling Prank Ends in a Sex Tape
2	2 Vote	Young Girls in Less Than 600 Bytes
15	15 Vote	Car Accessory Disables Cell Phones With Urine
11	11 Vote	Awesome Aerial Video of Margaret Cho Having an Orgasm While Reading Anne Rice
59	59 Vote	Judge Legalizes Gay Marriage for a Few Kinect Beta Testers
14	14 Vote	Kanye West Has A "Thing" for Redhead Men
8	8 Vote	Montel Williams Yup, I'm Baaack With a Hammer and Dismembering Her Body
240	240 Vote	Life Has Been Cancelled 2	2
29	29 Vote	How Can a Child's Head Explode From Being Too Attractive
4	4 Vote	Super Secret Royal Baby Officially on Christ's Radar
1	1 Vote	Watching These Little Girls Get Pregnant and Boldly Go Outside Just Looking Like That Post-Rapture Pet-Walking Company Was a Real Disease
16	16 Vote	We Were Bored... So We Asked Black Kids About Money
8	8 Vote	U.S. Families Stunned by Russia's Ban on Women
3	3 Vote	Man Stages Kidnapping to Distract Parents From a Scandal Marathon
17	17 Vote	The Man Who Did Nothing
13	13 Vote	NASA Scientist Wants You to Know He's a "Monster"
13	13 Vote	The Olympic Marathon Runner Who Outran His Own Grandma
14	14 Vote	Samsung Admits to Using Performance-Enhancing Drugs
9	9 Vote	Who Failed to Stop a Gay Wedding Tonight
2	2 Vote	41% of Democrats Are Communist Party Members
7	7 Vote	Breast-Milk-Flavored Lollipops Are Now for Free (for a Month)

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