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Metal Band Metallica Joins Hunt for Man's Missing Penis
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Disney Princesses Are Your Pubes
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18 Sickeningly Romantic Ways to Cook Asparagus
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I Grew Up in an Elevator
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Masturbating in the Air
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Koalas Sound Just Like Elsa From "Frozen"
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Police Are Just Overgrown Children
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Kim Kardashian Must Be Stopped
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Relieve the Tension With a Deadly Weapon
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An Iraqi General Says Baghdad Is Haunted
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A Lesson in How to Pick-Up Girls With Big Penises, Wide Shoulders and Narrow Hips
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India Reacts to Luigi's Death Stare
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Pope Francis Says Katy Perry's Bloodfeud Began With Meteors
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Dog Can't Contain Joy After Being Abducted
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I Can't Stop Watching Porn at Work
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Justin Bieber in a 10-Year Coma
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Your Guide to Puking
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"Monster" Is Too Gentle a Word for "Penguin"
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A Lesbian Just Took a Steaming Dump on the Art of the United States
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Exactly 0 Babies Died From Watching This GIF
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No. Bigfoot Does Not Live on Pizza Alone
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Orlando Bloom Is Basically a Gargantuan, Radiation-Spewing Fairy
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Rare Egyptian Sarcophagus Found in Bathroom
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STUDY: People Switching Back to School as Female After Spring Break
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Celebrities We Often Get Confused With Other Species
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Burning Man: SEX DRUGS SEX DRUGS SEX DRUGS SEX DRUGS SEX AND Making Up Yoga Positions
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An Experiment That Proved Spiders Don't Like Gays
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For Everyone Whose Sexual Awakening Was Caused by Pumpkin Pie
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6 New Kinds of Orgasms, HA HA
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Mega Man Killed
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If Michael Bay Directed a Porno
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Wife Will Take Cheating Husband Back if He Served Jesus Instead of a 4-Inch iPhone Display
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13 Signs You Are a Fucking Disgrace
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Congress Wants to Go Streaking
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Birds Are Terrible at Protesting
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Obama's Planning on Turning to Cannibalism?
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Congrats! Everyone Got Laid*
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Another Reason to Take Down Elmo
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All of Brazil Is Actually Worthless
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This Pizza Has 99 Different Types of Girls in Super, Super, Super Short Shorts